作者Ydragongg (忘记了....)
看板StupidClown
标题[大哭] 去交女朋友
时间Mon Sep 20 21:23:48 2010
就在刚刚 去买了潜水艇的69元特餐 回来边PTT边吃
天气实在太热 夏天我在家总是上空只穿四角裤
我买潜水艇的习惯美乃滋芥末加超多的 在吃的同时 白色加上黄色混成的液体一定很多
我右手按着上下左右键 左手拿着三明治 开心的吃着 到一半之後
一口咬下去.....
喷了..............
很多..............
我的手、四角裤、大腿上全都是
心里3字经骂完後想一下没差 反正没穿衣服 也不擦了 直接去厕所冲吧
家里没人 四角裤就脱下来赶快拿去泡水 应该可以洗掉
我就右手把四角裤脱掉 就开房间门去厕所
一走出去没两步
客厅灯开了!!!!!
干 我老妈回来了
当时的情形 我光着屁屁 一手拿内裤 另一只手加大腿加内裤上都是"米黄色"液体
蹑手蹑脚的要去厕所.............................
我妈:你在干麻.......
我心惊:痾.......我刚刚吃浅水艇低到裤子 正要拿去洗
我妈喔的一身就转身进房间 进去之前跟我讲了一句
去交女朋友啦....................................
e04 跳到黄河也洗不清
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※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 118.168.242.138
※ 编辑: Ydragongg 来自: 118.168.242.138 (09/20 21:24)
1F：→ eddie771020:原PO 拍拍..... 09/20 21:27
2F：推 ypa:去交女朋友啦.................................... 09/20 21:27
3F：推 arrows:我笑了^^ 09/20 21:27
4F：推 rex4253:XDDDDDDDD 09/20 21:31
5F：推 r98657:原po妈应该是这个表情吧→⊙口⊙" 09/20 21:33
6F：推 fosca:妈妈:看那浓稠的黄色, 应该是积了很久~ 09/20 21:35
7F：推 r98657:楼上好糟糕.... 09/20 21:35
8F：推 eddie771020:楼上好糟糕.... 09/20 21:41
9F：推 allen80714:笑翻了XD 09/20 21:48
10F：推 jrupvm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 21:50
11F：推 kakilai:好笑!!! 09/20 21:54
12F：推 gr1031:噢买尬~ 09/20 21:59
13F：推 MediaPlayer:六楼好糟糕....但是我喜欢XD 09/20 22:01
14F：推 jay86319:六楼好糟糕... XD 09/20 22:02
15F：推 AFROGUNSO:积了这麽多天,把阳光吸的饱饱的,豆浆当然浓啊~ 09/20 22:02
16F：推 kakilai:然後你妈晚上跟你爸说:老公,我们的儿子生病了,那颜色很怪 09/20 22:03
17F：→ afe812:去交女朋友啦.................................... 09/20 22:04
18F：推 ac79631: 交女朋友啦.......................................... 09/20 22:05
19F：推 ayeh0921:---------------以下开放报名原PO女友------------------ 09/20 22:08
20F：→ panfin:去交女朋友啦............................啧啧 09/20 22:11
21F：推 bw:潜水艇？潜艇堡？ 09/20 22:12
22F：推 mbmax323:XDDDDDD 09/20 22:13
23F：→ asdf15233:经楼上提醒 你吃潜水艇!? 09/20 22:13
24F：推 lv619363:原PO: "潜水艇"好吃 呃(饱嗝)~ 09/20 22:14
25F：推 YuriLowell:笑死～～～(￣▽￣＃) 09/20 22:18
27F：推 sienasken:真正的笨点是在「潜水艇」?XD 09/20 22:19
28F：推 raychiu: 知 子 莫 若 母 09/20 22:20
29F：推 hudawu2002:妈:惨了!颜色不太对!赶快来去挂急诊... 09/20 22:20
30F：推 BanBan612:去交女朋友 09/20 22:21
31F：推 Seirra:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 22:22
32F：推 ooXD:去交女朋友啦XDDDDD 09/20 22:23
33F：推 applexgreen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 22:23
34F：推 RuvenFilnir:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 22:33
35F：推 hhjhddtm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 22:36
36F：推 seeladys:你妈赞啦! 09/20 22:42
37F：→ seeladys:原PO母亲对於男人相当理解 09/20 22:44
38F：推 flyawayme:你妈可能以为你用潜艇堡夹住OGC 09/20 22:45
39F：→ johnyy:你妈很可爱xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 22:46
40F：→ dc789456:XXXD 09/20 22:50
41F：推 summeruse:浅水艇.................. 09/20 22:57
42F：推 penril0326:你妈超贱XDDD超好笑 09/20 22:57
43F：推 kkkaaax:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:04
44F：推 sayuki:So sad 09/20 23:04
45F：推 qbearer:我笑了 09/20 23:05
46F：推 StoneOBK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/20 23:08
47F：推 kumarebel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:12
48F：推 emily0615:妈妈：这个颜色表示真的积很久 09/20 23:12
49F：推 imeder:原PO母亲超贱的 XDDD 09/20 23:12
50F：推 celeste2008:好赞的娘~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:13
51F：推 seamosshsu:为什麽是潜水艇XDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:17
52F：推 j343301:我笑了! 09/20 23:20
53F：推 phyllis:好笨...那是浅艇堡!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/20 23:22
回来看一下被M了 @_@
※ 编辑: Ydragongg 来自: 118.168.242.138 (09/20 23:27)
54F：→ yunyebo213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:28
55F：推 jerry88838:潜水艇好吃吗?? 会不会太硬阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:28
56F：→ airsky12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:32
57F：推 v6v69:去交女朋友啦XDDDD 09/20 23:34
58F：推 ilove7alot:用潜艇堡OGC太好笑,连酱都省了 09/20 23:34
59F：→ Ydragongg:数字版呆久啦 低调! 这样解释会不会太多余了... 09/20 23:35
60F：推 jerryjhang:push!!! 09/20 23:43
61F：推 candygreen:天哪 为什麽感觉起来有点恶心XDDD 09/20 23:48
62F：→ kisasei:原PO的妈妈好厉害XD 09/21 00:01
63F：推 yowei0827:XDDDDD太有画面了! 可以想像妈妈无奈+担心的表情 09/21 00:01
64F：推 caramelkiss:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:12
65F：推 forever7681:有笑有推…哈哈 09/21 00:13
66F：→ babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:13
67F：推 eugeneww:原po爸:我以前和你妈在一起 都不会黄黄的喔 你妈真好用 09/21 00:13
68F：推 if407:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:15
69F：推 yonglove:去交女朋友啦 09/21 00:26
70F：推 Hans14:XDDD 原Po快让你妈抱孙吧 09/21 00:28
71F：推 deatherpot:这不是潜艇堡XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:29
72F：→ TokyoKind:超好笑XD今天好欢乐 09/21 00:34
73F：推 hikali:等一下 我有问题 去交女朋友啦 是代表原PO妈 可以接受原PO 09/21 00:35
74F：→ hikali:和女朋友.......原Po妈很快就能抱孙了 09/21 00:36
75F：推 harkzephyr18:推原po妈妈~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/21 00:37
76F：推 andy0701:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:49
77F：推 jhihruei:笑推 原PO妈超专业!! 09/21 00:52
78F：→ windmaster:原po妈中肯 09/21 01:03
79F：→ orangesoup:被误会啦跳到黄河洗不清啦 09/21 01:04
80F：推 Hubasaboboo:你误会大了 09/21 01:11
81F：推 rohank:原po妈 不要杀死我孙子 09/21 01:24
82F：推 robin26:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 01:29
83F：→ elwyn:XD 09/21 01:31
84F：推 h101700:我笑了......XD 09/21 01:36
85F：推 XtrEmeMasTeR:老妈又不是没有年轻过-.- 09/21 01:41
86F：推 shiro923:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 有上板标的潜力 09/21 01:57
87F：推 misu2718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 02:08
88F：推 sunnytutor:原po妈回房探气：唉~ 我怎麽把儿子养得这麽宅又没女友 09/21 02:09
89F：推 phoebe0416:我刚刚吃浅水艇<~原PO好厉害~怎麽吞下去的?? 09/21 02:12
90F：推 s0850:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 顺便推那个Youtube影片~~XDDDDDDDD 09/21 02:19
91F：→ dodojune:去交女朋友啦.............. 09/21 02:59
92F：→ serenebeauty:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 03:05
93F：推 jkx16888:[求医] 为什麽我儿子是黄色的液体...... 09/21 03:09
94F：推 jasper10:近亲乡间 09/21 03:23
95F：推 wind9:推原po的妈妈！XD 09/21 03:46
96F：推 wing520:=A=+++ 09/21 03:50
97F：→ mimeory:推原PO妈妈 09/21 04:27
98F：推 eugeneww:原po妈意思是叫原po要发泄的话 去找个女朋友 真体贴啊 09/21 04:30
99F：→ Yie:XDDD 09/21 06:06
100F：推 rollin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 08:14
101F：推 redchia:去交女朋友啦.........XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 09:45
102F：推 v10237:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 09:54
103F：推 hao1215:如果原po妈会用电脑，那知识+应该会出现我儿子是黄色的XDD 09/21 10:06
104F：→ Tippicat:潜水艇XDDD 09/21 10:22
105F：推 KenzaV:推那个 影片!!哈哈哈哈哈 09/21 10:27
106F：推 waveplay:XD!!!!!!笑翻了!!!!!吃潜水艇... 09/21 10:31
107F：推 lovemeangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 10:41
108F：→ luke7212:我貌似在西斯版也看到一个同样的案例 冏 09/21 10:45
109F：→ bauz520kimo:哈哈哈 太好笑了原po妈~你妈想讲很久了吧 09/21 10:54
110F：推 garnett1024:笑翻了啦! 09/21 11:27
111F：→ johnson77811:XDD 去交女友啦~~~ 09/21 11:47
112F：推 tpg9201:看推文才发现是潜水艇= = 09/21 11:57
113F：推 yankren:XDDDDDDDDD 09/21 11:58
114F：推 stanley1109:XDDDD 去交女朋友啦!! 09/21 12:10
115F：推 wolfwema:为什麽标题是FB。。。笨点吗 09/21 12:21
116F：→ wolfwema:是B。。我笨了 09/21 12:21
117F：推 windjack0321:母:吃潜水艇...是年轻人烤秋枪的新用法吗? 09/21 12:33
118F：推 chclee:哈哈哈 09/21 12:36
119F：推 fivehundren:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 12:40
120F：→ huayy033:我以为你妈咪会说~都几岁了还会漏塞在库子上 09/21 13:31
121F：→ shenhsu:其实笨点不是潜水艇或潜艇堡 是原po以为subway是潜水艇吧 09/21 13:58
122F：→ shenhsu:subway是地下铁喔~ 09/21 13:59
123F：→ shenhsu:不然第一句 买潜艇堡的69元特餐 不是很诡异吗XD 09/21 14:00
124F：推 jtch:楼上是笨点 潜艇堡又不是subway的专利 09/21 14:27
125F：→ jtch:完蛋 看错 09/21 14:27
126F：推 goodjack83:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 14:40
127F：推 cherngrj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 14:40
128F：推 cloudwalkdog:在萤幕前大笑的我只好给推了 09/21 14:56
129F：推 cv0728:XD 09/21 14:58
130F：→ etrana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 14:59
131F：→ kkpp7788:潜水艇........XXD 09/21 15:15
132F：推 fe90011:潜水艇好吃吗????? 09/21 15:25
133F：推 pinkeypinkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 15:25
134F：推 apple030le:原PO妈真是中肯!! 09/21 15:42
135F：推 smallay7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 15:47
136F：推 mayday15221:XDDDDd 09/21 15:48
137F：推 fromwilda:XDD 09/21 16:13
138F：推 lovesanji:潜水艇XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 17:48
139F：推 avrilrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真的是跳到黄河也不清 09/21 18:30
140F：推 cielbleu:沾起来吃一下就能证明拉 09/21 18:44
141F：→ jaime917:啧啧 六楼... 09/21 19:25
142F：→ viviyo:糟糕cd中 囧！拍拍 09/21 19:27
143F：推 straypoet:潜水艇→submarine 原PO是不是想说Subway?(地下铁) 09/21 19:56
144F：→ straypoet:话说真的把潜水艇嗑下去的话 小林尊应该会来拜师喔XDDDD 09/21 19:57
145F：推 giftforu:你妈真内行 09/21 20:07
146F：推 g30601:有笑有推 09/21 20:18
147F：推 nizer:妈：原来我们家Yd长大了 09/21 20:21
148F：→ cute41:老妈中肯XD 09/21 21:23
149F：推 miniblack:是潜艇堡啦！不是潜水艇～～ 09/21 21:40
150F：推 darran214:真是个好老妈XDDDDD 09/21 22:44
151F：推 ape357:笑撑了.. 09/21 22:59
152F：推 Ghamu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 23:29
153F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 23:42
154F：推 orangebluest:拍拍 09/22 02:09
155F：推 qvTYTvp:您妈专业！！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 03:50
156F：→ LatteXS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 06:33
157F：→ bbsama:上课钟要憋笑 (哈哈哈) 09/22 10:38
158F：推 supertony101:去交女朋友啦XD 09/22 10:44
159F：推 newjedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 11:51
160F：推 lonely0830:去交女朋友啦 XDDDD 09/22 13:45
161F：推 candysky46:安安 好女友 不交吗 09/22 16:46
162F：推 vincent0911x:好棒的老妈XDDDDDDDD 09/22 20:11
163F：推 newper:我看到也不会相信你,哈哈哈哈 09/22 23:21
164F：→ ShizukaShih:原PO妈 专业 09/23 01:01
165F：推 prutmmer:好专业的妈妈 09/23 02:16
166F：→ yuban:这跟sex版K大的"乳白色误会"还真有异曲同工之妙........ 09/23 09:12
167F：推 sagi131:去交女朋友啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 11:32
168F：→ jeff20092:浅水艇....? 09/23 18:46
169F：推 duck0823:你妈太中肯XDDDD 09/23 21:53
170F：推 hance7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/24 00:20
171F：推 booogy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/24 12:05
172F：推 Kimchi9527:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/24 16:59
173F：推 falconkk:去交女朋友啦 XDDD 09/25 04:36
174F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/25 08:32
175F：推 laputaca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/25 15:04
176F：→ dontigerme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/27 12:52
177F：推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 00:13
178F：推 pudin2008:的确有些人会打趣的说在吃潜水艇 用英文念看看吧 10/01 02:01
179F：推 IM:XD 10/08 16:17
180F：推 vcsue:吃潜水艇是怎样XDD 10/10 16:47
181F：推 imaginer:去交女朋友啦XDDDDD 01/08 17:41