作者peterisid (馬桶刷)
看板StupidClown
標題Re: [大哭]慎選室友
時間Sun Mar 15 18:25:54 2009
雖然夫妻要說是室友有點怪
但也是同房的拉~~~
話說強者我舅舅
他在和我舅媽的結婚二十周年時
為了要給舅媽一個驚喜
想說要買條項鍊給她
因為舅媽身材頗豐腴的
所以就就想說先量量舅媽的頸圍
某天晚上
舅舅就拿著一條繩子
是的~~~是條童軍繩~~~
趁舅媽在睡覺的時候就往舅媽的脖子慢慢套上去
圍了一圈 做了記號
突然間
舅媽就醒來了...
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25F：推 imnol:5樓Good Job! 03/15 20:21
26F：→ lanue:專業五樓... =.=b 03/15 20:29
27F：→ peterisid:後來的結果喔~~~舅舅只好帶舅媽去挑項鍊囉 03/15 20:30
28F：→ peterisid:秘密都不秘密了~~~ 03/15 20:30
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131F：推 lily64:XDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻了我~ 03/16 01:01
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135F：推 gawei:板標?? 舅媽:我死一年了。 03/16 01:28
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147F：推 ghostyeah03:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻拉! 03/16 11:32
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156F：推 conan1121:2樓不錯 但我想到的跟5樓一樣XD 03/16 13:26
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190F：推 nanami45:XDDDDD 這個好好笑 03/18 14:48
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