作者peterisid (马桶刷)
看板StupidClown
标题Re: [大哭]慎选室友
时间Sun Mar 15 18:25:54 2009
虽然夫妻要说是室友有点怪
但也是同房的拉~~~
话说强者我舅舅
他在和我舅妈的结婚二十周年时
为了要给舅妈一个惊喜
想说要买条项链给她
因为舅妈身材颇丰腴的
所以就就想说先量量舅妈的颈围
某天晚上
舅舅就拿着一条绳子
是的~~~是条童军绳~~~
趁舅妈在睡觉的时候就往舅妈的脖子慢慢套上去
围了一圈 做了记号
突然间
舅妈就醒来了...
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背对我 你就输一半了
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※ OEMPTT:转录至看板 RIPE_gender 03/15 19:39
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15F：推 whph: 好奇...後来是怎麽解释的 =.= 03/15 19:56
16F：推 dderfken:这可以当版标XD 03/15 19:56
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20F：推 blackbelt:文章好笑 5F也很专业XDDDDD 03/15 20:10
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23F：推 dora3000new:太好笑啦XDDDDD 舅妈真的会误会吧XDDDDD 03/15 20:18
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25F：推 imnol:5楼Good Job! 03/15 20:21
26F：→ lanue:专业五楼... =.=b 03/15 20:29
27F：→ peterisid:後来的结果喔~~~舅舅只好带舅妈去挑项链罗 03/15 20:30
28F：→ peterisid:秘密都不秘密了~~~ 03/15 20:30
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74F：推 LCHEN:推 二楼 五楼 超专业XD 03/15 22:25
75F：推 redblouse:项链很少买刚好大小的吧@@?不都是会从颈後垂吊在胸前吗 03/15 22:25
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80F：推 brokenmirror:我想项链应该买很大条，因为要弥补心灵创伤 :p 03/15 22:27
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131F：推 lily64:XDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻了我~ 03/16 01:01
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134F：推 jwjgr:其实本来要做你所见到的事~但舅妈醒了!只好骗说是想量项链~ 03/16 01:25
135F：推 gawei:板标?? 舅妈:我死一年了。 03/16 01:28
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156F：推 conan1121:2楼不错 但我想到的跟5楼一样XD 03/16 13:26
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169F：推 walacat: 你想玩龟甲缚吗? 03/16 21:05
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190F：推 nanami45:XDDDDD 这个好好笑 03/18 14:48
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