作者whatswrong (Rebecca)
看板StupidClown
標題阿你家是住火星喔
時間Thu Jun 29 21:32:09 2006
女孩子在買衣服時
總要跟老闆盧一下看可不可以殺價
有次在夜市
我和朋友正一搭一唱地跟老闆盧半天
我：「唉唷~兩百啦~~~老闆~我是窮學生捏」
老闆(一臉為難)－：「阿我們這已經是成本價了咩」
朋友(用眼神暗示了我一下)：「老闆啊~她只剩下搭車回家的錢了，要不是我們真心誠
意地想買這樣東西，也不會在這裡跟你揮啊！」
老闆實在沒辦法：「好啦!兩百就兩百啦!」
正當我沾沾自喜準備付賬時，卻赫然發現錢包裡只剩一張千元大鈔
只好死不要臉地拿出來付賬。
老闆一臉不爽接過：「小姐~~阿你家是住多遠?」
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14F：推 pupumow:這告訴我們殺價前最好先看一下錢包..XD 06/29 22:14
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20F：推 Qupi:我剛就在想 只剩搭車回家的錢是怎麼買衣服？ 06/29 22:23
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32F：→ ayolea:→假裝是跟朋友好不容易湊到的 XDDD 06/30 00:04
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