作者whatswrong (Rebecca)
看板StupidClown
标题阿你家是住火星喔
时间Thu Jun 29 21:32:09 2006
女孩子在买衣服时
总要跟老板卢一下看可不可以杀价
有次在夜市
我和朋友正一搭一唱地跟老板卢半天
我：「唉唷~两百啦~~~老板~我是穷学生捏」
老板(一脸为难)－：「阿我们这已经是成本价了咩」
朋友(用眼神暗示了我一下)：「老板啊~她只剩下搭车回家的钱了，要不是我们真心诚
意地想买这样东西，也不会在这里跟你挥啊！」
老板实在没办法：「好啦!两百就两百啦!」
正当我沾沾自喜准备付账时，却赫然发现钱包里只剩一张千元大钞
只好死不要脸地拿出来付账。
老板一脸不爽接过：「小姐~~阿你家是住多远?」
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不是正妹也要来一下
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12F：推 davidjou:XDDDDDD 应该跟朋友借的 06/29 21:55
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14F：推 pupumow:这告诉我们杀价前最好先看一下钱包..XD 06/29 22:14
15F：推 trtc:你就说是搭飞机专程来买的........................ 06/29 22:14
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17F：→ whatswrong:对耶~我怎麽没想到?这样的确有真心诚意到 06/29 22:16
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19F：→ whika:火星可能更贵 XDDDD 06/29 22:20
20F：推 Qupi:我刚就在想 只剩搭车回家的钱是怎麽买衣服？ 06/29 22:23
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31F：推 ayolea:有过同样的经验 就转个身偷偷摸摸的从皮包里拿出千元大钞 06/30 00:02
32F：→ ayolea:→假装是跟朋友好不容易凑到的 XDDD 06/30 00:04
33F：→ whatswrong:怎麽凑凑成千元钞啊?两张五百拼一起?? 06/30 00:07
34F：推 frank80141:真心诚意来杀价的是吧...XD 06/30 00:10
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39F：推 sunniangel:我杀价前都会看钱包的, 有时候还故意凑成剩一堆零钱 06/30 00:33
40F：→ sunniangel:全部倒出来, 老板通常会同意降价 * \(￣▽￣)/ * ＊ ~ 06/30 00:33
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