作者cmvct723d (米蟲也不是很好當XD)
看板StupidClown
標題變態...
時間Fri Jun 9 19:15:34 2006
某天晚上在看電視
客廳裡的電話突然響了起來
拎拎拎拎~~~拎拎拎拎~~~~
二姐衝過來接電話(想說他的電話比較多可能是找他的)
癡漢："嘻嘻嘻~~~小姐你聲音聽起來好淫蕩，你內褲穿什麼顏色阿??...嘿嘿嘿(淫笑)"
二姐聽到了以後很生氣，大叫一聲："變態!!!"馬上把電話掛掉
過沒30秒
拎拎拎拎~~~拎拎拎拎~~~
二姐又接起電話，又是那癡漢："別不好意思嘛~~告訴我你穿什麼顏色的..."
他火大地把電話掛掉....歇斯底里的罵道："又是那個變態...煩不煩阿OOXX~~"
老弟緩緩站起來走到電話邊
電話又響了!!!
拎拎拎拎~~~~拎拎拎拎~~~~
老弟以迅雷不及掩耳的速度拿起話筒
搶先癡漢說："嘻嘻嘻嘻(淫笑X10秒)~~~我的內褲是..."
"喀嚓!!!嘟嘟嘟嘟~~~~"
老弟轉頭對我說....他掛我電話 冏
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3F：推 pauhsi:呂布耶..... 06/09 19:19
4F：推 skn60694:其實是姊姊的朋友打電話來 06/09 19:22
5F：推 Sugerfree:這個有讚到XD 06/09 19:22
6F：推 guhong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 19:24
7F：推 pidiraven:好笑! XDDD 順便推呂布!!!!! 06/09 19:29
8F：推 chrissuen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推一樓! >///< 06/09 19:34
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※ sazxcdewq:轉錄至看板 joke 06/09 20:01
12F：推 victor324:呂布是什麼意思orz 06/09 20:01
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14F：推 jonmin:呂布是指一樓的 superlubu 06/09 20:02
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21F：→ gorden00:阿！！！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" 06/09 20:25
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33F：→ alexliu0322:XDDDDD所以原po你是那位變態？ 06/09 21:13
34F：推 huamee:XD 06/09 21:16
35F：→ hijenou:XD 06/09 21:16
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37F：推 chh0213:CFFFFFFF推文果然是笨版版友~XDDDDDDD 06/09 22:09
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42F：推 monkey74913:你比變態還變態...XDDDDDDD 06/10 00:40
43F：推 BlackJason:真的很好笑~~ 06/10 01:31
44F：推 binka:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了 06/10 01:43
45F：→ JustbeXD:XDD 這招讚！ 06/10 01:51
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