作者cmvct723d (米虫也不是很好当XD)
看板StupidClown
标题变态...
时间Fri Jun 9 19:15:34 2006
某天晚上在看电视
客厅里的电话突然响了起来
拎拎拎拎~~~拎拎拎拎~~~~
二姐冲过来接电话(想说他的电话比较多可能是找他的)
痴汉："嘻嘻嘻~~~小姐你声音听起来好淫荡，你内裤穿什麽颜色阿??...嘿嘿嘿(淫笑)"
二姐听到了以後很生气，大叫一声："变态!!!"马上把电话挂掉
过没30秒
拎拎拎拎~~~拎拎拎拎~~~
二姐又接起电话，又是那痴汉："别不好意思嘛~~告诉我你穿什麽颜色的..."
他火大地把电话挂掉....歇斯底里的骂道："又是那个变态...烦不烦阿OOXX~~"
老弟缓缓站起来走到电话边
电话又响了!!!
拎拎拎拎~~~~拎拎拎拎~~~~
老弟以迅雷不及掩耳的速度拿起话筒
抢先痴汉说："嘻嘻嘻嘻(淫笑X10秒)~~~我的内裤是..."
"喀嚓!!!嘟嘟嘟嘟~~~~"
老弟转头对我说....他挂我电话 冏
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3F：推 pauhsi:吕布耶..... 06/09 19:19
4F：推 skn60694:其实是姊姊的朋友打电话来 06/09 19:22
5F：推 Sugerfree:这个有赞到XD 06/09 19:22
6F：推 guhong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 19:24
7F：推 pidiraven:好笑! XDDD 顺便推吕布!!!!! 06/09 19:29
8F：推 chrissuen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推一楼! >///< 06/09 19:34
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※ sazxcdewq:转录至看板 joke 06/09 20:01
12F：推 victor324:吕布是什麽意思orz 06/09 20:01
13F：推 neka:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 20:01
14F：推 jonmin:吕布是指一楼的 superlubu 06/09 20:02
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33F：→ alexliu0322:XDDDDD所以原po你是那位变态？ 06/09 21:13
34F：推 huamee:XD 06/09 21:16
35F：→ hijenou:XD 06/09 21:16
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42F：推 monkey74913:你比变态还变态...XDDDDDDD 06/10 00:40
43F：推 BlackJason:真的很好笑~~ 06/10 01:31
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