作者kaoru045 (俺の生き方だ)
看板StupidClown
標題[耍笨] 自摸啦！
時間Wed Apr 26 00:21:35 2006
小弟平時閒來無事時
都會和幾個牌咖摸個幾圈麻將
話說事逢期考週
四個不怕死的年輕人
在桌上不是討論功課 而是游個幾圈
更誇張的是從溫書假開始
連打三天三夜 吃飯-補眠-打牌的無限循環
打到考試當天 天亮時
就各自回家 洗個澡提神 趕去學校赴考
俗話說的好 打牌看書一定輸
想當然爾 一拿到考卷
就只能硬掰答案
寫著寫著 忽然意識有點茫然
打了起瞌睡 還做了個夢
我依稀記得 我好像又回到方城之戰中
牌型已經到了聽牌階段 而且是莊家門清清一色中洞八索
另外三家也虎視眈眈的等著胡牌
就在這個摩門特
我伸出了一隻手 摸了一張牌
靠夭 是八索啊 八索自摸啊～～～
隨即二話不說 右手拿著那張八索用力的敲放在桌子上
"碰"一聲
然後用兩手翻倒牌 喊了一聲
"門清自摸清一色中洞八索！ 13台！ 給錢！"
然後
老師撿起被我推倒的考卷和鉛筆盒
自己手上拿著剛被我用來敲桌子的立可白
看著全班一副不可思議的表情
很茫茫然的和老師說：老師 清一色自摸！（現立可白）
師：我知道 下學期希望你能摸大三元
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和 鄭公喝過交杯洨的
才是真鄉民
老鄭！再乾！ 嗝！乾！
＼ /
（*￣□￣）ノ■☆■ヾ（￣□￣*）
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