作者kaoru045 (俺の生き方だ)
看板StupidClown
标题[耍笨] 自摸啦！
时间Wed Apr 26 00:21:35 2006
小弟平时闲来无事时
都会和几个牌咖摸个几圈麻将
话说事逢期考周
四个不怕死的年轻人
在桌上不是讨论功课 而是游个几圈
更夸张的是从温书假开始
连打三天三夜 吃饭-补眠-打牌的无限循环
打到考试当天 天亮时
就各自回家 洗个澡提神 赶去学校赴考
俗话说的好 打牌看书一定输
想当然尔 一拿到考卷
就只能硬掰答案
写着写着 忽然意识有点茫然
打了起瞌睡 还做了个梦
我依稀记得 我好像又回到方城之战中
牌型已经到了听牌阶段 而且是庄家门清清一色中洞八索
另外三家也虎视眈眈的等着胡牌
就在这个摩门特
我伸出了一只手 摸了一张牌
靠夭 是八索啊 八索自摸啊～～～
随即二话不说 右手拿着那张八索用力的敲放在桌子上
"碰"一声
然後用两手翻倒牌 喊了一声
"门清自摸清一色中洞八索！ 13台！ 给钱！"
然後
老师捡起被我推倒的考卷和铅笔盒
自己手上拿着刚被我用来敲桌子的立可白
看着全班一副不可思议的表情
很茫茫然的和老师说：老师 清一色自摸！（现立可白）
师：我知道 下学期希望你能摸大三元
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和 郑公喝过交杯洨的
才是真乡民
老郑！再乾！ 嗝！乾！
＼ /
（*￣□￣）ノ■☆■ヾ（￣□￣*）
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