作者trulip (佛羅倫斯)
看板StupidClown
標題[耍笨] 先生,請問size是?
時間Sat Apr 22 12:31:33 2006
話說大學同學的前男友的內褲都是媽媽幫他買的...
有一天他自己去買內褲...
因為不知如何挑?
女店員:「先生,請問是甚麼size?」
同學前男友...支支吾吾....>////<....:「大約......15公分!」
女店員(忍住笑意):「請問是要S、M還是L?」
同學前男友....-_-|||...:「M」 촊
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25F:推 H2O:女店員:我們店裡有幫人家量量看的服務喔>///< 04/22 13:55
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