作者trulip (佛罗伦斯)
看板StupidClown
标题[耍笨] 先生，请问size是？
时间Sat Apr 22 12:31:33 2006
话说大学同学的前男友的内裤都是妈妈帮他买的...
有一天他自己去买内裤...
因为不知如何挑？
女店员：「先生，请问是甚麽size?」
同学前男友...支支吾吾....>////<....:「大约......15公分！」
女店员（忍住笑意）：「请问是要S、M还是L？」
同学前男友....-_-|||...:「M」 촊
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