作者asokame (無憂無慮)
看板StupidClown
標題[耍笨] 在計中幹的丟臉事
時間Thu Apr 20 23:20:27 2006
這是我在笨版第一po ....希望夠笨
上學期某天
我早上上了英文課 學到了一個英文單字abortion 墮胎
下午 我和我一個男性友人相約在計中打一份報告
題目大概是 如何幫助南亞海嘯重建 之類的問題
當時我們討論到應該要提醒當地人民節育
因為這份報告是用英文寫的
我朋友就問我說: 欸 避孕的英文怎麼講
這時候我想了一下 想起早上學的單字 好像沒有教到避孕
於是我就大聲就回答他說:
我不會避孕 只會墮胎
我不會避孕 只會墮胎
我不會避孕 只會墮胎
我不會避孕 只會墮胎
我不會避孕 只會墮胎
靠腰...一講完大家進入一陣沉默.........
真的是有夠丟臉的
女人的矜持與傳統美德
都被我這個白痴敗光了......囧
不過我後來和我朋友笑到瘋掉
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1F：推 Naomi72:這兩件事的價差很大說~~原PO真豪邁:P 04/20 23:22
2F：推 believetruth:超好笑 04/20 23:25
3F：推 liquidbambar:XDDDDDDDDD 04/20 23:28
4F：推 newjazz:有好笑到 04/20 23:30
5F：推 sacredsasa:很好笑XD 04/20 23:31
6F：推 gorden00:哈哈阿哈 04/20 23:35
7F：推 stones12:以後還是避孕吧...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 23:39
8F：推 SimpleLover:這樣不和原PO要一下MSN怎麼行 XD 04/20 23:47
9F：推 cosy:原PO真猛....豪放女阿!! 04/20 23:49
10F：推 s900527:哈哈哈哈 04/20 23:51
11F：推 holysea:嗯...... >////< 04/20 23:54
12F：推 isusnow:=================以下為墮胎手術名單=================== 04/21 00:07
13F：推 applexgreen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 00:19
14F：推 ample:哈哈阿哈 04/21 00:30
15F：推 detroit:哈哈哈 省六十塊避孕的後果就是花六萬墮胎 04/21 00:31
16F：推 Beltre:不用錢的最貴可以用在原po身上 04/21 00:46
17F：推 alwaso:這樣很傷身體喔~~ 04/21 00:55
18F：推 simpleduck:XDDDDDDDD 04/21 00:59
19F：推 Morriss:真的有笨到XD 04/21 01:01
20F：推 clair17:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 01:12
21F：推 feralled:墮胎不用六萬啊...有人被坑了= =+ 04/21 01:14
22F：推 cyvsswc:樓上有墮過一 一+..好八卦 04/21 01:19
23F：推 fdav:XDDDDD 有好笑到 04/21 01:21
24F：推 lovecat3317:1 04/21 01:22
25F：推 lavandersea:哈哈你好可愛 04/21 01:28
26F：推 noyt:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 01:35
27F：推 sakuraism:contraception 04/21 01:43
28F：推 kinato:哈哈哈 好好笑 04/21 02:00
29F：推 sonicx:超好笑XDXD 04/21 02:22
30F：推 nccqla:哈哈 有夠好笑 04/21 02:52
31F：→ shaoan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/21 04:00
32F：推 Addidas: 04/21 04:03
33F：推 evalalala:ㄟ(￣▽￣ㄟ)~~~~~(ㄏ￣▽￣)ㄏ 04/21 05:24
34F：推 keikolin814:噗哈哈~~~超好笑 04/21 07:44
35F：推 oberstein:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!! 有好笑到!! XD 04/21 07:45
36F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 09:38
37F：推 tabrisPTT:XD 04/21 09:41
38F：推 yahchwen:birth control 04/21 10:19
39F：推 addarydr:abortion在我們教的都是流產比較多ㄝ...(茶) 04/21 13:01
40F：推 Cyanite:夠笨~~~~XDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 15:35
41F：推 pandacat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 15:48
42F：→ rainley:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 18:39
43F：推 orangehb:XD 04/21 19:46
44F：推 Megumi:XDDDDDD 預防勝於治療呀!!! 04/21 21:00
45F：推 UstillmyNo1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 21:14
46F：推 pequenola:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 21:54
47F：推 bigjam:XD 好好笑喔 04/21 22:02
48F：推 wsxedc2378:原po是豪放女... 04/21 23:45
49F：推 mercy09:真的有笨到XDDDDDD 04/21 23:51
50F：→ AlibiK:XDDDDDD 04/21 23:54
51F：→ princebaby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:59
52F：推 tallhigh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:59
53F：推 sleepgod0602:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 01:15
54F：推 qoojerry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 02:37
55F：推 cilica:好好笑，推 04/22 03:29
56F：推 lskd:XD 04/22 11:16
57F：推 antiiss:太丟臉了 好好笑唷XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 12:12
58F：推 reliveinfire:哈哈哈~~~ 04/22 14:39
59F：推 zhou:xDD 04/23 00:51
60F：推 brianice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 16:52
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