作者asokame (无忧无虑)
看板StupidClown
标题[耍笨] 在计中干的丢脸事
时间Thu Apr 20 23:20:27 2006
这是我在笨版第一po ....希望够笨
上学期某天
我早上上了英文课 学到了一个英文单字abortion 堕胎
下午 我和我一个男性友人相约在计中打一份报告
题目大概是 如何帮助南亚海啸重建 之类的问题
当时我们讨论到应该要提醒当地人民节育
因为这份报告是用英文写的
我朋友就问我说: 欸 避孕的英文怎麽讲
这时候我想了一下 想起早上学的单字 好像没有教到避孕
於是我就大声就回答他说:
我不会避孕 只会堕胎
我不会避孕 只会堕胎
我不会避孕 只会堕胎
我不会避孕 只会堕胎
我不会避孕 只会堕胎
靠腰...一讲完大家进入一阵沉默.........
真的是有够丢脸的
女人的矜持与传统美德
都被我这个白痴败光了......囧
不过我後来和我朋友笑到疯掉
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1F：推 Naomi72:这两件事的价差很大说~~原PO真豪迈:P 04/20 23:22
2F：推 believetruth:超好笑 04/20 23:25
3F：推 liquidbambar:XDDDDDDDDD 04/20 23:28
4F：推 newjazz:有好笑到 04/20 23:30
5F：推 sacredsasa:很好笑XD 04/20 23:31
6F：推 gorden00:哈哈阿哈 04/20 23:35
7F：推 stones12:以後还是避孕吧...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 23:39
8F：推 SimpleLover:这样不和原PO要一下MSN怎麽行 XD 04/20 23:47
9F：推 cosy:原PO真猛....豪放女阿!! 04/20 23:49
10F：推 s900527:哈哈哈哈 04/20 23:51
11F：推 holysea:嗯...... >////< 04/20 23:54
12F：推 isusnow:=================以下为堕胎手术名单=================== 04/21 00:07
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14F：推 ample:哈哈阿哈 04/21 00:30
15F：推 detroit:哈哈哈 省六十块避孕的後果就是花六万堕胎 04/21 00:31
16F：推 Beltre:不用钱的最贵可以用在原po身上 04/21 00:46
17F：推 alwaso:这样很伤身体喔~~ 04/21 00:55
18F：推 simpleduck:XDDDDDDDD 04/21 00:59
19F：推 Morriss:真的有笨到XD 04/21 01:01
20F：推 clair17:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 01:12
21F：推 feralled:堕胎不用六万啊...有人被坑了= =+ 04/21 01:14
22F：推 cyvsswc:楼上有堕过一 一+..好八卦 04/21 01:19
23F：推 fdav:XDDDDD 有好笑到 04/21 01:21
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27F：推 sakuraism:contraception 04/21 01:43
28F：推 kinato:哈哈哈 好好笑 04/21 02:00
29F：推 sonicx:超好笑XDXD 04/21 02:22
30F：推 nccqla:哈哈 有够好笑 04/21 02:52
31F：→ shaoan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/21 04:00
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34F：推 keikolin814:噗哈哈~~~超好笑 04/21 07:44
35F：推 oberstein:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!! 有好笑到!! XD 04/21 07:45
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37F：推 tabrisPTT:XD 04/21 09:41
38F：推 yahchwen:birth control 04/21 10:19
39F：推 addarydr:abortion在我们教的都是流产比较多ㄝ...(茶) 04/21 13:01
40F：推 Cyanite:够笨~~~~XDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 15:35
41F：推 pandacat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 15:48
42F：→ rainley:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 18:39
43F：推 orangehb:XD 04/21 19:46
44F：推 Megumi:XDDDDDD 预防胜於治疗呀!!! 04/21 21:00
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46F：推 pequenola:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 21:54
47F：推 bigjam:XD 好好笑喔 04/21 22:02
48F：推 wsxedc2378:原po是豪放女... 04/21 23:45
49F：推 mercy09:真的有笨到XDDDDDD 04/21 23:51
50F：→ AlibiK:XDDDDDD 04/21 23:54
51F：→ princebaby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:59
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53F：推 sleepgod0602:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 01:15
54F：推 qoojerry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 02:37
55F：推 cilica:好好笑，推 04/22 03:29
56F：推 lskd:XD 04/22 11:16
57F：推 antiiss:太丢脸了 好好笑唷XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 12:12
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