作者Ahriman (心碎了無痕)
看板StupidClown
標題[耍笨] 撞車
時間Wed Mar 29 19:20:06 2006
話說考完大學聯考後兩個月，因為剛考到駕照，所以每天
都快樂地騎著我的小50到處飆車，在巷子裡鑽啊鑽。
不幸就這樣發生了~~
在一個巷子口，我因為騎得太快，一台車衝出來，我剎車不及，
整台車直直撞上去，車子的車門被我撞凹了一個洞，而我的
小50龍頭整個歪了。
由於他自己也是沒看就衝出來，最後兩人協調各賠各的。
Call了我朋友來載我回去後，我開始感覺不太對，因為肚子異常的痛，
，而且剛剛撞車時，龍頭剛好撞到我的肚子，我心想：「該不會內出血
吧！」叫了我朋友，趕緊去醫院檢查。
醫生問了我的情況後，摸摸我的肚子，幫我照了X光，然後叫我們去外面
等檢驗結果。
過了大約十分鐘，護士叫我們可以進去看片子了，我抱著肚子，在我朋友的
攙扶下慢慢走進去。
醫生將X光片掛在光板上，指著腸胃部份的黑影對我說：
「你大便太多了，去大一大吧！」
.....................Orz...............
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