作者Ahriman (心碎了无痕)
看板StupidClown
标题[耍笨] 撞车
时间Wed Mar 29 19:20:06 2006
话说考完大学联考後两个月，因为刚考到驾照，所以每天
都快乐地骑着我的小50到处飙车，在巷子里钻啊钻。
不幸就这样发生了~~
在一个巷子口，我因为骑得太快，一台车冲出来，我刹车不及，
整台车直直撞上去，车子的车门被我撞凹了一个洞，而我的
小50龙头整个歪了。
由於他自己也是没看就冲出来，最後两人协调各赔各的。
Call了我朋友来载我回去後，我开始感觉不太对，因为肚子异常的痛，
，而且刚刚撞车时，龙头刚好撞到我的肚子，我心想：「该不会内出血
吧！」叫了我朋友，赶紧去医院检查。
医生问了我的情况後，摸摸我的肚子，帮我照了X光，然後叫我们去外面
等检验结果。
过了大约十分钟，护士叫我们可以进去看片子了，我抱着肚子，在我朋友的
搀扶下慢慢走进去。
医生将X光片挂在光板上，指着肠胃部份的黑影对我说：
「你大便太多了，去大一大吧！」
.....................Orz...............
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※ 编辑: Ahriman 来自: 140.119.164.88 (03/29 19:21)
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