作者vicathene (白濫公主)
看板StupidClown
標題[健忘] 蒸便當
時間Fri Mar 24 20:03:59 2006
我娘是某國中老師 所以小時候我們家幾隻小鬼 都讀她任職的那一間
中午為了統一方便 一律都由我阿媽準備好便當讓我娘帶去學校蒸
而這... 就是不幸的開端～
大家都知道 蒸便當的人都會用"便當袋"把便當裝的好好的
然後蒸的時候 大家就會老老實實的把便當拿出來放進蒸飯箱
可強者我娘！ 每次都大剌剌地隨手把整個便當袋往裡頭一送 就帥氣地走了！
所以每天一到中午的時候 我們這群眼巴巴的小鬼
就得從那個外袋都蒸到薰黃的便當袋中 一一拿出自己的便當跟...
「水果」～ 囧
沒錯！ 完全不用懷疑你的眼睛！ 我娘就真的這麼天兵地把水果拿進去蒸
我曾親自嚐過會燙口的柳丁 體驗95度C的果粒貼上齒齦的快感！
還切過冒著熱氣的芭樂 當我手拿水果刀剖開那顆顯然已經萎掉的"不明球狀泥"
而熱氣還爭先恐後冒出來時 我的內心～
流下了屈辱的淚水...(妳自己蒸的為什麼不自己吃？)
其他還有會燙手的枇杷 被"川燙"過的蓮霧 還有確定熟透了的葡萄...
最誇張的一次 是在我連續跟她抗議了兩個禮拜 而她每此都忘記的時候
某天早上第二節下課時間 我藉故走到她辦公室 提醒我娘別再把水果拿去蒸了
"啊！ 駭呀！" 我娘一聲驚呼 起身立刻衝了出去！
正當我以為自己挽救了中午的水果大餐 而洋洋得意的時候
就見得我娘 帶著怪異的神色 手裡拿著...網球回來。
┐(─＿─)┌
原來網球是她順手放進去 自己忘記拿去蒸的。
而就在我毫不留情恥笑她的同時 上課鐘也響了～
所以我那天中午吃到的
.............. 是冒煙的水梨。 Q_Q
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