作者vicathene (白滥公主)
看板StupidClown
标题[健忘] 蒸便当
时间Fri Mar 24 20:03:59 2006
我娘是某国中老师 所以小时候我们家几只小鬼 都读她任职的那一间
中午为了统一方便 一律都由我阿妈准备好便当让我娘带去学校蒸
而这... 就是不幸的开端～
大家都知道 蒸便当的人都会用"便当袋"把便当装的好好的
然後蒸的时候 大家就会老老实实的把便当拿出来放进蒸饭箱
可强者我娘！ 每次都大剌剌地随手把整个便当袋往里头一送 就帅气地走了！
所以每天一到中午的时候 我们这群眼巴巴的小鬼
就得从那个外袋都蒸到薰黄的便当袋中 一一拿出自己的便当跟...
「水果」～ 囧
没错！ 完全不用怀疑你的眼睛！ 我娘就真的这麽天兵地把水果拿进去蒸
我曾亲自嚐过会烫口的柳丁 体验95度C的果粒贴上齿龈的快感！
还切过冒着热气的芭乐 当我手拿水果刀剖开那颗显然已经萎掉的"不明球状泥"
而热气还争先恐後冒出来时 我的内心～
流下了屈辱的泪水...(你自己蒸的为什麽不自己吃？)
其他还有会烫手的枇杷 被"川烫"过的莲雾 还有确定熟透了的葡萄...
最夸张的一次 是在我连续跟她抗议了两个礼拜 而她每此都忘记的时候
某天早上第二节下课时间 我藉故走到她办公室 提醒我娘别再把水果拿去蒸了
"啊！ 骇呀！" 我娘一声惊呼 起身立刻冲了出去！
正当我以为自己挽救了中午的水果大餐 而洋洋得意的时候
就见得我娘 带着怪异的神色 手里拿着...网球回来。
┐(─＿─)┌
原来网球是她顺手放进去 自己忘记拿去蒸的。
而就在我毫不留情耻笑她的同时 上课钟也响了～
所以我那天中午吃到的
.............. 是冒烟的水梨。 Q_Q
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3F：推 ligar: 太 太 太 太蠢了... 03/24 20:06
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23F：推 vicathene:我也很怀疑啊...我娘害死我的蠢事...族繁不及备载！><" 03/24 20:47
24F：推 MagicAustin:你妈真的是老师吗? 哈哈 好糊涂/~~ 03/24 20:51
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28F：推 alwaso:换个角度想 还好你妈不是拿回梨子蒸网球~~ 03/24 20:58
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42F：推 Evonn:哈哈哈哈哈哈 我快笑死了！！！ 超无奈 03/24 21:38
43F：推 fishzero:你妈是想你们补身体是吧~ XD 03/24 21:42
44F：推 HOTONY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好白痴!!! 03/24 21:46
45F：推 kennylin0309:有花妈的味道 :D 03/24 21:50
46F：推 vbnmtyui:真是有趣的老妈咩~ ┐(─＿─)┌ 03/24 21:54
47F：推 DoDoisSocold:笑到眼泪流出来了.. = = 03/24 21:56
48F：推 snopur:不敢把小孩给你妈教啊.... XD 03/24 21:58
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50F：→ vicathene:你放心！她不会体罚学生蹲蒸饭箱的！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:02
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53F：→ jung45:不过这样便当袋会很臭吧(便当箱怪味) 03/24 22:03
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99F：推 lobby8612:很耐用的便当袋..... 03/25 12:33
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115F：→ vicathene:楼上跟楼楼上～ 谢谢你～9527！ m(_ _)m 03/25 23:53
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129F：推 mood39:你确定你娘是老师? 03/27 17:48
130F：推 estherpei:很好奇原po的妈妈是教什麽的 XDD 03/27 19:00
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※ brightmoon:转录至某隐形看板 04/19 01:32
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