有空請到 www.yentzu.idv.tw 坐坐 西洋鬼節謎語 華人有元宵燈迷，西洋人過萬聖很也有一些「打趣」的應景雙關謎語。下面是一些最近 網路上有人貼出來的西洋「（雙關）鬼謎」中的「可譯出」者，希能博君一燦。 HALLOWEEN PUNS Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat. 棺材：當一片爆米花卡住你的喉嚨（把你噎死）時。 （coffin/coughing 棺材/咳嗽） How do you make a skeleton laugh? ~ Tickle its funny bone! 如何讓骷髏發笑？ ~ 搔他的排骨（funny bone好笑的骨頭) What happens if you see twin witches? ~ You won't be able to see which witch is witch! 你看雙胞女巫時會怎樣？你會分不清which witch is witch(which)! What time would it be if five demons were chasing you? ~ Five after one. 「五鬼捉汝」是什麼時候？ ~ 一點零五分（五個追一個） Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? ~ Women can see right through them. 為什麼鬼找不到女人約會？~ 因為女人一眼就看穿他們。 Why didn't the Invisible Man get invited to the Halloween party? ~ They knew he wouldn't show up. 為什麼沒有人邀請「隱形人」參加萬聖晚會？ ~ 因為大家知道他不會現身（show up； 如約到場） What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire? ~ Lots of blood tests! 教師跟吸血鬼交配會產生什麼？~ 許多「要命的考試」（血液檢驗) Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? ~ Because everyone was a goblin! 為什麼群魔大宴之後，沒有任何食物剩下？~ 因為他們每一個都是妖怪（goblin；同音 語a-gobbling 則意為：正在大吃大喝） Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? ~ He didn't have the guts. 骷髏為何沒過馬路？~ 他沒膽(沒腸子)過。 Why do you always find ghouls and demons together? ~ Because demons are a ghoul's best friend. 為什麼你總是看到鬼魂跟惡魔在一起？~ 因為惡魔是鬼魂最好的朋友（※諧音語：Why do you always find girls and diamonds together. Diamonds are a girl's best friends為什麼你總是看到女孩子跟鑽石在一起？~ 因為鑽石是女孩子最好的朋友.） Where did the vampire open his savings account? ~ At a blood bank 吸血鬼會在哪開存戶？~ 在血庫（血銀行）。 What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? ~ A cereal killer. 在他人玉米漿內下毒的人叫什麼 ~ 穀物殺人犯。（※cereal的同音字serial則是「連 續」之意）。 Who won the skeleton beauty contest? ~ No body. 誰贏了骷髏選美大會？~ 沒有（肉）人。 有空請到 www.yentzu.idv.tw 坐坐