有空请到 www.yentzu.idv.tw 坐坐 西洋鬼节谜语 华人有元宵灯迷，西洋人过万圣很也有一些「打趣」的应景双关谜语。下面是一些最近 网路上有人贴出来的西洋「（双关）鬼谜」中的「可译出」者，希能博君一灿。 HALLOWEEN PUNS Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat. 棺材：当一片爆米花卡住你的喉咙（把你噎死）时。 （coffin/coughing 棺材/咳嗽） How do you make a skeleton laugh? ~ Tickle its funny bone! 如何让骷髅发笑？ ~ 搔他的排骨（funny bone好笑的骨头) What happens if you see twin witches? ~ You won't be able to see which witch is witch! 你看双胞女巫时会怎样？你会分不清which witch is witch(which)! What time would it be if five demons were chasing you? ~ Five after one. 「五鬼捉汝」是什麽时候？ ~ 一点零五分（五个追一个） Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? ~ Women can see right through them. 为什麽鬼找不到女人约会？~ 因为女人一眼就看穿他们。 Why didn't the Invisible Man get invited to the Halloween party? ~ They knew he wouldn't show up. 为什麽没有人邀请「隐形人」参加万圣晚会？ ~ 因为大家知道他不会现身（show up； 如约到场） What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire? ~ Lots of blood tests! 教师跟吸血鬼交配会产生什麽？~ 许多「要命的考试」（血液检验) Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? ~ Because everyone was a goblin! 为什麽群魔大宴之後，没有任何食物剩下？~ 因为他们每一个都是妖怪（goblin；同音 语a-gobbling 则意为：正在大吃大喝） Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? ~ He didn't have the guts. 骷髅为何没过马路？~ 他没胆(没肠子)过。 Why do you always find ghouls and demons together? ~ Because demons are a ghoul's best friend. 为什麽你总是看到鬼魂跟恶魔在一起？~ 因为恶魔是鬼魂最好的朋友（※谐音语：Why do you always find girls and diamonds together. Diamonds are a girl's best friends为什麽你总是看到女孩子跟钻石在一起？~ 因为钻石是女孩子最好的朋友.） Where did the vampire open his savings account? ~ At a blood bank 吸血鬼会在哪开存户？~ 在血库（血银行）。 What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? ~ A cereal killer. 在他人玉米浆内下毒的人叫什麽 ~ 谷物杀人犯。（※cereal的同音字serial则是「连 续」之意）。 Who won the skeleton beauty contest? ~ No body. 谁赢了骷髅选美大会？~ 没有（肉）人。 有空请到 www.yentzu.idv.tw 坐坐