作者d9219831 (丘阝 匕匕 牛寺)
看板Scorpio
標題Re: [討論] 男友稱讚別人時
時間Wed Feb 10 21:05:26 2010
蠍男: 阿嘶~~~剛剛那個妹的眼睛超大顆超漂亮的! (>﹏<)
牡羊女: 那我的呢? (⊙_⊙;) ←瞪大眼睛看著你
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蠍男: 我說...那個某某女的腿真的是超細超漂亮的..... ‵(*^﹏^*)′
金牛女: 對啦!我就是粗啦! ˋ_ˊ(震怒)
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蠍男: 那個某某女的脾氣看起來還不錯...她男友真幸福阿...(+_+)
雙子: 是喔... (。_。) (表面無動於衷,心裡默念"我哪裡不好了...Q_Q?")
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蠍男: 哇噢! 妳看妳看! 剛剛那個妹超像名模的!!正翻了!! (⊙o⊙)
巨蟹女: 媽的咧! 信不信老娘戳瞎你眼睛? o(‵′)OOO ←極度震怒
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蠍男: 那個某某女化妝之後變好正噢...真讓人意外...( ^3^ )
獅子女: 哼...我只是不想化妝而已...那種程度我也會! 做作! (嘟嘴又毒舌)
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蠍男: 剛剛那個妹的胸部好大噢...嚇死人...( ⊙ o ⊙ )
處女女: 哪裡哪裡???? (☆_☆) ←比你還有興趣
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蠍男: XX的女友身材好好噢...不知道他怎麼把到的...真羨慕...
天秤女: 要我減肥就說一聲嘛.... Q_Q...(看看自己的身材...暗自神傷)
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蠍男: 我爸的同事的女兒上次來我們家作客...超正的說...
天蠍女: 去娶她阿! 馬的! (冷戰開始)
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蠍男: 北鼻妳看,九點鐘方向有個正妹,腿好漂亮....(口水)
射手女: ........(用力踹一腳過來)
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蠍男: XX的女友超體貼的...對XX超溫柔...看了好讓人忌妒...( ' – ' )
魔羯女: 我就不夠溫柔嗎? 這麼嫌棄我那就分手吧! (脾氣加眼淚攻勢蓄勢待發)
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蠍男: XX的女友好會煮菜噢....XX真幸福.... ˊ_ˋ
水瓶女: "我也會"啊...只是沒機會展現給你看而已....(暗自鑽研廚藝)
蠍男: XX的女友上圍有G耶...真誇張的大.... =口=|||
水瓶女: "我也不小"好嘛? (硬擠)
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蠍男: 某某女穿網襪超SEXY的.....(口水直流)
雙魚女: 噢~~真的噢~~? (。_。)←這個人決定下次穿給蠍男看!
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