作者d9219831 (丘阝 匕匕 牛寺)
看板Scorpio
标题Re: [讨论] 男友称赞别人时
时间Wed Feb 10 21:05:26 2010
蠍男: 阿嘶~~~刚刚那个妹的眼睛超大颗超漂亮的! (>﹏<)
牡羊女: 那我的呢? (⊙_⊙;) ←瞪大眼睛看着你
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蠍男: 我说...那个某某女的腿真的是超细超漂亮的..... ‵(*^﹏^*)′
金牛女: 对啦!我就是粗啦! ˋ_ˊ(震怒)
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蠍男: 那个某某女的脾气看起来还不错...她男友真幸福阿...(+_+)
双子: 是喔... (。_。) (表面无动於衷,心里默念"我哪里不好了...Q_Q?")
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蠍男: 哇噢! 你看你看! 刚刚那个妹超像名模的!!正翻了!! (⊙o⊙)
巨蟹女: 妈的咧! 信不信老娘戳瞎你眼睛? o(‵′)OOO ←极度震怒
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蠍男: 那个某某女化妆之後变好正噢...真让人意外...( ^3^ )
狮子女: 哼...我只是不想化妆而已...那种程度我也会! 做作! (嘟嘴又毒舌)
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蠍男: 刚刚那个妹的胸部好大噢...吓死人...( ⊙ o ⊙ )
处女女: 哪里哪里???? (☆_☆) ←比你还有兴趣
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蠍男: XX的女友身材好好噢...不知道他怎麽把到的...真羡慕...
天秤女: 要我减肥就说一声嘛.... Q_Q...(看看自己的身材...暗自神伤)
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蠍男: 我爸的同事的女儿上次来我们家作客...超正的说...
天蠍女: 去娶她阿! 马的! (冷战开始)
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蠍男: 北鼻你看,九点钟方向有个正妹,腿好漂亮....(口水)
射手女: ........(用力踹一脚过来)
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蠍男: XX的女友超体贴的...对XX超温柔...看了好让人忌妒...( ' – ' )
魔羯女: 我就不够温柔吗? 这麽嫌弃我那就分手吧! (脾气加眼泪攻势蓄势待发)
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蠍男: XX的女友好会煮菜噢....XX真幸福.... ˊ_ˋ
水瓶女: "我也会"啊...只是没机会展现给你看而已....(暗自钻研厨艺)
蠍男: XX的女友上围有G耶...真夸张的大.... =口=|||
水瓶女: "我也不小"好嘛? (硬挤)
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蠍男: 某某女穿网袜超SEXY的.....(口水直流)
双鱼女: 噢~~真的噢~~? (。_。)←这个人决定下次穿给蠍男看!
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