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標題[轉錄][娛樂] 有個小故事是這樣的..
時間Wed Sep 24 23:35:59 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板]
作者: ccs9031030 (台独 藏独 蒙独 ) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [娛樂] 有個小故事是這樣的..
時間: Wed Sep 24 23:01:44 2008
本文原始作者為losel
我沒經過他同意就轉 非常抱歉
蓬萊島
聖人：我即將東返中國，你們把自己針對三鹿的心得說來聽聽
金車：自動送驗，產品下架
聖人：你祇得到我的皮而已
其它廠商：靜觀其變，被抓認命
聖人：你所體會比較金車多些，但祇能得到我的肉
不肖廠商：能拖就拖，打死不認，抓到再說
聖人：你也祇是得到我的骨而已
衛生署：參考國際檢驗及香港立法標準，務必要求就地合法
聖人：就是這樣，你總算得到我的髓
聖人：林署長，我現將衣缽傳給你作為區長信物，你就是蓬萊區二世祖
在我過去中國之後，衣缽傳至2016，便不需要再傳，
因那時腎結石的人多，不洗腎的人少，腰子剩一顆的人多，剩二顆的人少，
這四字" 謝謝指教 "是當聖人的最高法要，可以用來騙選票，希望你多多參悟
還有這露奶裝 今日一併交給你……
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※ smap71:轉錄至看板 joke 09/24 23:09
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153F：推 KOYOYO:這個就是破壞合諧的那篇喔XDDD 09/24 23:31
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157F：推 keysman:補推一下!! 這篇文章創意擠霸芬!!! 09/24 23:34
158F：推 andyliu:來推推要被砍的文也不錯 09/24 23:34
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