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标题[转录][娱乐] 有个小故事是这样的..
时间Wed Sep 24 23:35:59 2008
※ [本文转录自 Gossiping 看板]
作者: ccs9031030 (台独 藏独 蒙独 ) 看板: Gossiping
标题: [娱乐] 有个小故事是这样的..
时间: Wed Sep 24 23:01:44 2008
本文原始作者为losel
我没经过他同意就转 非常抱歉
蓬莱岛
圣人：我即将东返中国，你们把自己针对三鹿的心得说来听听
金车：自动送验，产品下架
圣人：你只得到我的皮而已
其它厂商：静观其变，被抓认命
圣人：你所体会比较金车多些，但只能得到我的肉
不肖厂商：能拖就拖，打死不认，抓到再说
圣人：你也只是得到我的骨而已
卫生署：参考国际检验及香港立法标准，务必要求就地合法
圣人：就是这样，你总算得到我的髓
圣人：林署长，我现将衣钵传给你作为区长信物，你就是蓬莱区二世祖
在我过去中国之後，衣钵传至2016，便不需要再传，
因那时肾结石的人多，不洗肾的人少，腰子剩一颗的人多，剩二颗的人少，
这四字" 谢谢指教 "是当圣人的最高法要，可以用来骗选票，希望你多多参悟
还有这露奶装 今日一并交给你……
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2F：嘘 a1234957:三小 09/24 23:03
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※ peter308:转录至看板 HatePolitics 09/24 23:04
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22F：→ rstpiopxo:XD 被转了 我还寄信给作者能不能转- - 09/24 23:04
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25F：推 joeblack0205:XDDDD 耶！又出现了！这次要快推！ 09/24 23:05
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34F：推 yoco315:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超经典 XD 09/24 23:06
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36F：推 dogmax:[本篇文章得到奶騜认可] 09/24 23:06
37F：推 HSNUism:XD~~~~ 09/24 23:06
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39F：推 joe2:这篇太神了XDXDXD 09/24 23:06
40F：推 ilikebulldog:XD 09/24 23:06
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49F：→ keepoo:...刚才一次不够还来喔 09/24 23:07
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51F：推 harlemk416:达摩传二世祖 XDDDD 09/24 23:07
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53F：推 shiaochu:騜: 施主 您得道了, 朕赐 舍利子十颗 钦此 09/24 23:07
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56F：推 patoo:本日最优！！！ 09/24 23:08
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63F：→ adkue:好像是西返的样子... 09/24 23:09
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※ smap71:转录至看板 joke 09/24 23:09
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67F：→ annitinar:达摩!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/24 23:09
68F：推 s123999015:超好笑 09/24 23:10
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70F：推 scream3:传圣人圆寂後挟一罐三鹿牌奶粉西行........ 09/24 23:10
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72F：嘘 ian41360:多久会被河蟹掉？ 09/24 23:10
73F：嘘 pockpock:还没被删? 09/24 23:10
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97F：→ peter308:原来大家都知道达摩的梗...看来大家都看过电影喔 09/24 23:13
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102F：推 bake088:XDDD 神来一笔!! 09/24 23:13
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104F：推 moocow: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 转介正黑 09/24 23:14
※ moocow:转录至看板 HatePolitics 09/24 23:14
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107F：嘘 SatoTakuma:. 09/24 23:15
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112F：推 iamch:再推..... 09/24 23:16
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120F：嘘 peter308:请注明原作者是losel 窃取他人的文章很没品... 09/24 23:20
121F：推 Literature2:要红爆啦 09/24 23:20
122F：→ keysman:还没被删阿 XDDDDD 再推一下! 09/24 23:20
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152F：推 naruhina:原创作者真厉害XDDDDDD 09/24 23:31
153F：推 KOYOYO:这个就是破坏合谐的那篇喔XDDD 09/24 23:31
154F：→ midas82539:这梗太好笑啦!!!! 达摩魂XDDDDDDD 09/24 23:33
155F：推 karater:XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/24 23:34
156F：推 upupchang:达摩祖师 XD 09/24 23:34
157F：推 keysman:补推一下!! 这篇文章创意挤霸芬!!! 09/24 23:34
158F：推 andyliu:来推推要被砍的文也不错 09/24 23:34
159F：推 ashin901:有笑有推阿 09/24 23:35
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161F：→ Runna:.....所以??? 09/24 23:56
162F：推 lordi:不错... 09/25 00:01
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