你身邊有這樣的朋友嗎？請救救他一把～ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxCy8nhsIDA "Your Girlfriend Sucks" by Reel Big Fish 你女友爛透了 Are you really gonna let that girl come between you and me? 你真的要讓那個女的介入我和你嗎？ Are you really gonna let that stupid chick decide who you're allowed to see? 你真的要讓那個笨馬子決定你可以跟誰見面嗎？ She's a hater, a manipulator, a crazy psycho life invader. 她痛恨所有人、是個控制狂、腦袋有洞的神經病和人生毀滅者 She's got you under a spell, you're under her control why can't you tell? 她根本就是對你下了蠱，你被她吃死死難道你都看不出來嗎？ Nobody likes your girlfriend, she's a beast from hell man. 沒人喜歡你女友啦！老兄，她根本就是地獄來的夜叉！ Everybody hates your girlfriend, yes it's true. 大家都度爛你女友啦，我跟你打包票！ Nobody likes your girlfriend, sorry that I had to break it to you man. 沒人喜歡你女友啦！抱歉我一定要跟你這樣說！ Everybody hates your girlfriend, and I do too. 大家都度爛你女友啦，我也是一樣！ Do you remember that time we watched "Saving Silverman"? 你還記得我們之前看Saving Silverman（影片中文名稱為：搶救癡情大兵）嗎？ And we swore that if that ever happened to us, we'd have some kinda intervention. 然後我們大家發誓如果這真的發生了，我們一定要有個搶救計畫 Now that's you, do what she wants to do, just never has her fangs in you. 現在你中鏢了，聽她話做牛做馬，只為了不要被她咬一口 Now it won't be long, 'till your soul is sucked out and your identity is gone. 用不了太久，你就會魂飛魄散然後連自己是誰都不曉得 Nobody likes your girlfriend, she's a beast from hell man. 沒人喜歡你女友啦！老兄，她根本就是地獄來的夜叉！ Everybody hates your girlfriend, yes it's true. 大家都度爛你女友啦，我跟你打包票！ Nobody likes your girlfriend, sorry that I had to break it to you man. 沒人喜歡你女友啦！抱歉我一定要跟你這樣說！ Everybody hates your girlfriend, and I do too. 大家都度爛你女友啦，我也是一樣！ And she doesn't like us, obviously, we haven't heard from you in weeks and weeks. 很顯然的她也不喜歡我們，我們已經好幾個禮拜都沒有你的消息了 We thought you'd get over her but no such luck... 我們以為你會度過她這關，結果還是天不從人願 Your girlfriend sucks. 你女友爛透了～ And she doesn't like us, obviously, we haven't heard from you in weeks and weeks. 很顯然的她也不喜歡我們，我們已經好幾個禮拜都沒有你的消息了 We thought you'd get over her but no such luck... 我們以為你會度過她這關，結果還是天不從人願 Your girlfriend sucks. 你女友爛透了～ Nobody likes your girlfriend, she's a beast from hell man. 沒人喜歡你女友啦！老兄，她根本就是地獄來的夜叉！ Everybody hates your girlfriend, yes it's true. 大家都度爛你女友啦，我跟你打包票！ Nobody likes your girlfriend, sorry that I had to break it to you man. 沒人喜歡你女友啦！抱歉我一定要跟你這樣說！ Everybody hates your girlfriend, and I do too. 大家都度爛你女友啦，我也是一樣！ And she doesn't like us, obviously, we haven't heard from you in weeks and weeks. 很顯然的她也不喜歡我們，我們已經好幾個禮拜都沒有你的消息了 We thought you'd get over her but no such luck... 我們以為你會度過她這關，結果還是天不從人願 Your girlfriend sucks. 你女友爛透了～ --

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