你身边有这样的朋友吗？请救救他一把～ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxCy8nhsIDA "Your Girlfriend Sucks" by Reel Big Fish 你女友烂透了 Are you really gonna let that girl come between you and me? 你真的要让那个女的介入我和你吗？ Are you really gonna let that stupid chick decide who you're allowed to see? 你真的要让那个笨马子决定你可以跟谁见面吗？ She's a hater, a manipulator, a crazy psycho life invader. 她痛恨所有人、是个控制狂、脑袋有洞的神经病和人生毁灭者 She's got you under a spell, you're under her control why can't you tell? 她根本就是对你下了蛊，你被她吃死死难道你都看不出来吗？ Nobody likes your girlfriend, she's a beast from hell man. 没人喜欢你女友啦！老兄，她根本就是地狱来的夜叉！ Everybody hates your girlfriend, yes it's true. 大家都度烂你女友啦，我跟你打包票！ Nobody likes your girlfriend, sorry that I had to break it to you man. 没人喜欢你女友啦！抱歉我一定要跟你这样说！ Everybody hates your girlfriend, and I do too. 大家都度烂你女友啦，我也是一样！ Do you remember that time we watched "Saving Silverman"? 你还记得我们之前看Saving Silverman（影片中文名称为：抢救痴情大兵）吗？ And we swore that if that ever happened to us, we'd have some kinda intervention. 然後我们大家发誓如果这真的发生了，我们一定要有个抢救计画 Now that's you, do what she wants to do, just never has her fangs in you. 现在你中镖了，听她话做牛做马，只为了不要被她咬一口 Now it won't be long, 'till your soul is sucked out and your identity is gone. 用不了太久，你就会魂飞魄散然後连自己是谁都不晓得 Nobody likes your girlfriend, she's a beast from hell man. 没人喜欢你女友啦！老兄，她根本就是地狱来的夜叉！ Everybody hates your girlfriend, yes it's true. 大家都度烂你女友啦，我跟你打包票！ Nobody likes your girlfriend, sorry that I had to break it to you man. 没人喜欢你女友啦！抱歉我一定要跟你这样说！ Everybody hates your girlfriend, and I do too. 大家都度烂你女友啦，我也是一样！ And she doesn't like us, obviously, we haven't heard from you in weeks and weeks. 很显然的她也不喜欢我们，我们已经好几个礼拜都没有你的消息了 We thought you'd get over her but no such luck... 我们以为你会度过她这关，结果还是天不从人愿 Your girlfriend sucks. 你女友烂透了～ And she doesn't like us, obviously, we haven't heard from you in weeks and weeks. 很显然的她也不喜欢我们，我们已经好几个礼拜都没有你的消息了 We thought you'd get over her but no such luck... 我们以为你会度过她这关，结果还是天不从人愿 Your girlfriend sucks. 你女友烂透了～ Nobody likes your girlfriend, she's a beast from hell man. 没人喜欢你女友啦！老兄，她根本就是地狱来的夜叉！ Everybody hates your girlfriend, yes it's true. 大家都度烂你女友啦，我跟你打包票！ Nobody likes your girlfriend, sorry that I had to break it to you man. 没人喜欢你女友啦！抱歉我一定要跟你这样说！ Everybody hates your girlfriend, and I do too. 大家都度烂你女友啦，我也是一样！ And she doesn't like us, obviously, we haven't heard from you in weeks and weeks. 很显然的她也不喜欢我们，我们已经好几个礼拜都没有你的消息了 We thought you'd get over her but no such luck... 我们以为你会度过她这关，结果还是天不从人愿 Your girlfriend sucks. 你女友烂透了～ --

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