Environmental Microbiology 每年年底都會刊出一些該期刊該年曾接到的有趣或極為 毒舌的評論 http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1462-2920.2010.02394.x/full 例 This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author's email ID so they can't use the online system in future. 這篇文章沒救了 請拒絕這篇文章 也把作者的email給封鎖住讓他以後不能在網路上投稿 The biggest problem with this manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style. 這稿件最大的問題就是寫作糟糕透了 根本就是想讓我死了吧 Season's Greetings! I apologise for my slow response but a roast goose prevented me from answering emails for a few days. 佳節愉快!!抱歉回信慢了 烤鵝讓我好幾天沒法回email Always dear EMI takes care of its referees, providing them with entertainment for the holiday time in between Xmas and New Year. Plus the server shows, as usual, its inhuman nature and continues to send reminding messages. Well, between playing tennis on the Wii, eating and drinking, I found time and some strength of mind to do this work. 我們敬愛的EMI總愛"關照"期刊的reviewer 尤其是在聖誕節與新年之間給他們點娛樂 跟往常一樣　期刊的系統伺服器就是這麼不人性化　一直寄信提醒我要交稿 好吧　在Wii上打網球與吃吃喝喝之間 我還是找了點時間與儘餘的心力完長了這項工作 The writing and data presentation are so bad that I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about. 文章寫作與數據呈現方式糟糕透了 搞得我必須提早離開工作回家去想人生到底是在幹嘛 There was little I could think of to improve this nice paper. 我想不到什麼其他好的建議可以提供給這篇優秀的文章 This is a long, but excellent report. I had considered asking for EMSAs, but these will not significantly improve the study. It hurts me a little to have so little criticism of a manuscript. 這篇文章很長 但是做得非常非常好 我想請他們加EMSA 但又跟錦上添花沒兩樣 讓我審一篇我沒什麼評論的文章其實讓我有點受傷 --

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