Environmental Microbiology 每年年底都会刊出一些该期刊该年曾接到的有趣或极为 毒舌的评论 http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1462-2920.2010.02394.x/full 例 This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author's email ID so they can't use the online system in future. 这篇文章没救了 请拒绝这篇文章 也把作者的email给封锁住让他以後不能在网路上投稿 The biggest problem with this manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style. 这稿件最大的问题就是写作糟糕透了 根本就是想让我死了吧 Season's Greetings! I apologise for my slow response but a roast goose prevented me from answering emails for a few days. 佳节愉快!!抱歉回信慢了 烤鹅让我好几天没法回email Always dear EMI takes care of its referees, providing them with entertainment for the holiday time in between Xmas and New Year. Plus the server shows, as usual, its inhuman nature and continues to send reminding messages. Well, between playing tennis on the Wii, eating and drinking, I found time and some strength of mind to do this work. 我们敬爱的EMI总爱"关照"期刊的reviewer 尤其是在圣诞节与新年之间给他们点娱乐 跟往常一样　期刊的系统伺服器就是这麽不人性化　一直寄信提醒我要交稿 好吧　在Wii上打网球与吃吃喝喝之间 我还是找了点时间与尽余的心力完长了这项工作 The writing and data presentation are so bad that I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about. 文章写作与数据呈现方式糟糕透了 搞得我必须提早离开工作回家去想人生到底是在干嘛 There was little I could think of to improve this nice paper. 我想不到什麽其他好的建议可以提供给这篇优秀的文章 This is a long, but excellent report. I had considered asking for EMSAs, but these will not significantly improve the study. It hurts me a little to have so little criticism of a manuscript. 这篇文章很长 但是做得非常非常好 我想请他们加EMSA 但又跟锦上添花没两样 让我审一篇我没什麽评论的文章其实让我有点受伤 --

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