作者Hoplite (票爺是民主的燈塔)
看板PHX-Suns
標題白目老美鄉民...
時間Sun May 21 00:30:02 2006
http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=513213
要是一隊有 12 個 Diaw，會發生什麼事？
有個鄉民很白痴的寫出了 Depth Chart
Hmm, lets look at the depth chart.
Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw
Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw
Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw
Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw
Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw
Not bad. Deep team..
It would be a really good team, considering injuries would not be a concern.
But Diaw can't shoot, and while he can post up, is it good enough for a 1st
option in the post? What about post defense?
然後另一位這麼認為：
2 Boris Diaw would be traded for Amare, 2 for D12, 2 for LJ, 2 for Nash. So
now here is the team.
Nash/Diaw
LJ/Diaw
Diaw/Diaw/Diaw
Amare/Diaw/Diaw
D12/Diaw
可是開啟這個討論串的老兄提出以下的限制：
No trades, their GM is also Boris Diaw and Boris Diaw does not trade himself.
Boris can shoot 20 footers very well, but 3s are a bit of a problem.
當然，只有 GM 是 Diaw 是不夠的...
would the team dancers be diaws too?
Of course, and the Suns mascot would be Diaw too.
Even the guys who sell pop-corns and beers would be Diaw.
某位鄉民提出以下的見解：
I could imagine each of them averaging what, 9 points, 3 assists, 4 rebounds
a game?
x12, that would come up to 108 ppg, 36 apg, and 48 rpg for the whole team.
接著，有人提起了 12 Kobe Team，但這想法很快的被戳...
The 12 Kobes would start complainting about not having enoughb shots and
demand the other 11 Kobes to be traded. The Kobe head coach would want to
take all of the credit for whatever the Kobe team did and they would all
talk about not knowing those Kobe kids.
Then, after all that drama, all Kobes get mad for lack of 40 shots and decide
to sabotage the game by not shooting. The Diaws would blow them out.
當然，不看好 12 Diaw Team 的人也是有的，他這麼說了：
Coach Diaw wouldn't last 10 minutes. All the players would think they know
how to run the team just as well as coach and would revolt
結果被這麼回：
We're not talkin about n all artest team.
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