作者Hoplite (票爷是民主的灯塔)
看板PHX-Suns
标题白目老美乡民...
时间Sun May 21 00:30:02 2006
http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=513213
要是一队有 12 个 Diaw，会发生什麽事？
有个乡民很白痴的写出了 Depth Chart
Hmm, lets look at the depth chart.
Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw
Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw
Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw
Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw
Boris Diaw / Boris Diaw
Not bad. Deep team..
It would be a really good team, considering injuries would not be a concern.
But Diaw can't shoot, and while he can post up, is it good enough for a 1st
option in the post? What about post defense?
然後另一位这麽认为：
2 Boris Diaw would be traded for Amare, 2 for D12, 2 for LJ, 2 for Nash. So
now here is the team.
Nash/Diaw
LJ/Diaw
Diaw/Diaw/Diaw
Amare/Diaw/Diaw
D12/Diaw
可是开启这个讨论串的老兄提出以下的限制：
No trades, their GM is also Boris Diaw and Boris Diaw does not trade himself.
Boris can shoot 20 footers very well, but 3s are a bit of a problem.
当然，只有 GM 是 Diaw 是不够的...
would the team dancers be diaws too?
Of course, and the Suns mascot would be Diaw too.
Even the guys who sell pop-corns and beers would be Diaw.
某位乡民提出以下的见解：
I could imagine each of them averaging what, 9 points, 3 assists, 4 rebounds
a game?
x12, that would come up to 108 ppg, 36 apg, and 48 rpg for the whole team.
接着，有人提起了 12 Kobe Team，但这想法很快的被戳...
The 12 Kobes would start complainting about not having enoughb shots and
demand the other 11 Kobes to be traded. The Kobe head coach would want to
take all of the credit for whatever the Kobe team did and they would all
talk about not knowing those Kobe kids.
Then, after all that drama, all Kobes get mad for lack of 40 shots and decide
to sabotage the game by not shooting. The Diaws would blow them out.
当然，不看好 12 Diaw Team 的人也是有的，他这麽说了：
Coach Diaw wouldn't last 10 minutes. All the players would think they know
how to run the team just as well as coach and would revolt
结果被这麽回：
We're not talkin about n all artest team.
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1F：推 critical2002:XDDDDDDD.....不过我喜欢 05/21 00:37
2F：推 ivanpisces:屌 05/21 00:40
3F：推 RickymarU:不愧乡民之名 05/21 00:53
4F：推 chouyuu:光是想像就超好笑XD 05/21 00:56
5F：推 ilovecoca:大家的英文都好强喔 05/21 01:02
6F：推 braveht:哈哈 超好笑 XD (D12是谁啊??) 05/21 01:13
7F：推 NashTheGreat:XD 蛮好笑的... 05/21 01:15
8F：推 Leo1127:笑到流泪岔气 XD (D12是谁呀??) 05/21 01:27
9F：→ kreen:XD 05/21 01:30
10F：→ Leo1127:为什麽我看第二遍还是一直笑~~~呜呜~~~是我笑点太低吗？XD 05/21 01:29
11F：推 monmo:超白滥的啦 不过格调好像比我们的好一点 05/21 02:06
12F：推 kulama:屌海XD 05/21 02:10
13F：推 monmo:不晓得12个小史或12个骇客会是什麽情形 05/21 02:20
14F：推 Jacobsen:我比较想看12个House 05/21 02:31
15F：推 hinenak:12 Artest...... 05/21 04:17
16F：推 stephen3lin:对阿 很有创意有格调多了 05/21 07:45
17F：推 Leo1127:12个 O'neal !! 禁区好挤呀~~~ 05/21 07:58
18F：推 wallowes:翻一下 有些地方看不太懂 05/21 08:14
19F：→ wallowes:为啥有人会提到12个屌爷一队阿...? 05/21 08:15
20F：推 Jacobsen:不知道 锡安会员吧 崇拜XX 05/21 09:43
21F：推 marcchen:D12: Dwight Howard 05/21 09:48
22F：推 zenks9103:12NASH 这个队伍应该会被打到死 05/21 10:03
23F：→ zenks9103:但是可以看到每球都是精准的助功...XD 05/21 10:03
24F：推 BorisDiaw:XD 05/21 10:41
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27F：推 zenks9103:哈哈..对喔!!都给队友投! 05/21 13:26
28F：推 DAING:12个Nash.... 这样板凳区够躺吗 XD 05/21 14:22
29F：推 JoeJohnson:我在想如果有12个Raja Bell 也不错 05/21 18:18
30F：推 beanwhat:12个Cassell : 外星人入侵地球 05/21 21:33
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32F：推 mystage:这我跟室友也讨论过 十二个KG 跟 12个LJ都超强 05/22 02:10
33F：推 eianl:12个小史...篮框打一场就会被灌爆吧~ XDXD 05/22 02:11
34F：推 mileshbk29:我想看12个国王时期的J-Will :P 05/22 19:55
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