作者heartwhisper (明鏡止水)
看板PH-95
標題[爆笑]台大男一舍409室同學被強制送入精神病院
時間Sun Dec 31 00:00:00 2006
[水果日報記者/李郝翟/粽合報導]
就快要元旦了，只是，今天409室的A.C.D床的同學都分別回家中歡慶元旦，
獨獨只有B床的同學留在台北。根據目擊者
龔森裘描述，案發當時，409室
一片漆黑，除了B桌前的桌燈是亮著以外，B床同學坐在電腦桌前，眼神呆滯
拼命推文.回文.到後來更玩起了推文娃娃。最後在幾十民義消合力之下，
將病患緊急送入台大精神病院治療。
根據PTT名醫鄭公診斷，當夜B床同學因發生車禍+被閃光+掉錢+孤獨.......
在黑夜及電腦等誘導物誘發之下，引起了一連串的宅化反應，此病最終可達到
腦殘的境界。鄭公並強調，此病目前無藥可醫，只能做控制。建議大家被閃時
一定要配戴墨鏡，並且關心四周有可能宅化的同學.以免遭受此病之感染。
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it was the age of wisdom,it was the age foolishness,
it was the epoch of belief,it was the epoch of incredulity,
it was the season of Light,it was the season of Darkness,
it was the spring of hope,it was the winter of despair,
we had everything before us,we had nothing before us,
we were all going direct to Heaven,we were all going direct the other way ...
~A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens , 1812 ~ 1870~
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