作者heartwhisper (明镜止水)
看板PH-95
标题[爆笑]台大男一舍409室同学被强制送入精神病院
时间Sun Dec 31 00:00:00 2006
[水果日报记者/李郝翟/粽合报导]
就快要元旦了，只是，今天409室的A.C.D床的同学都分别回家中欢庆元旦，
独独只有B床的同学留在台北。根据目击者
龚森裘描述，案发当时，409室
一片漆黑，除了B桌前的桌灯是亮着以外，B床同学坐在电脑桌前，眼神呆滞
拼命推文.回文.到後来更玩起了推文娃娃。最後在几十民义消合力之下，
将病患紧急送入台大精神病院治疗。
根据PTT名医郑公诊断，当夜B床同学因发生车祸+被闪光+掉钱+孤独.......
在黑夜及电脑等诱导物诱发之下，引起了一连串的宅化反应，此病最终可达到
脑残的境界。郑公并强调，此病目前无药可医，只能做控制。建议大家被闪时
一定要配戴墨镜，并且关心四周有可能宅化的同学.以免遭受此病之感染。
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it was the age of wisdom,it was the age foolishness,
it was the epoch of belief,it was the epoch of incredulity,
it was the season of Light,it was the season of Darkness,
it was the spring of hope,it was the winter of despair,
we had everything before us,we had nothing before us,
we were all going direct to Heaven,we were all going direct the other way ...
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