作者heartwhisper (明镜止水)
看板PH-95
标题[爆笑]台大男一舍409室同学被强制送入精神病院
时间Sun Dec 31 00:00:00 2006
[水果日报记者/李郝翟/粽合报导]
就快要元旦了,只是,今天409室的A.C.D床的同学都分别回家中欢庆元旦,
独独只有B床的同学留在台北。根据目击者
龚森裘描述,案发当时,409室
一片漆黑,除了B桌前的桌灯是亮着以外,B床同学坐在电脑桌前,眼神呆滞
拼命推文.回文.到後来更玩起了推文娃娃。最後在几十民义消合力之下,
将病患紧急送入台大精神病院治疗。
根据PTT名医郑公诊断,当夜B床同学因发生车祸+被闪光+掉钱+孤独.......
在黑夜及电脑等诱导物诱发之下,引起了一连串的宅化反应,此病最终可达到
脑残的境界。郑公并强调,此病目前无药可医,只能做控制。建议大家被闪时
一定要配戴墨镜,并且关心四周有可能宅化的同学.以免遭受此病之感染。
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