作者u9555kimo (冰玄玉鏡)
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標題[轉錄][笑話] PUMA專用
時間Thu Mar 29 23:06:24 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: orz (蒙面人打敗了黑熊!!) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] PUMA專用
時間: Thu Mar 29 20:05:58 2007
在台北市的某個公車站 有一對情侶吵的非常激烈
吵架的原因是男方發現女方讓他戴綠帽
男：「你真是個不折不扣的公車 !!!!!!」
等車的人很多 聽到這句話都探頭張望 聲音吱吱喳喳
女方當下覺得十分難堪
女：「你快給我道歉!!..不然我現在就死給你看...!!!!」
可是男方只是冷冷的看著他 眼神中帶點憤怒 除此之外並無其他動作
「好...」女方淚水奪眶而出 轉身快步跑到快車道上躺下大喊：「你會後悔的!!」
大家都嚇到了 有人甚至發出了尖叫
男人：「你給我過來!!!!!!!!!!!」
他手指著候車停旁邊：「這條才是公車專用道!!!!!!!!!!!!」
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