作者u9555kimo (冰玄玉镜)
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标题[转录][笑话] PUMA专用
时间Thu Mar 29 23:06:24 2007
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: orz (蒙面人打败了黑熊!!) 看板: joke
标题: [笑话] PUMA专用
时间: Thu Mar 29 20:05:58 2007
在台北市的某个公车站 有一对情侣吵的非常激烈
吵架的原因是男方发现女方让他戴绿帽
男：「你真是个不折不扣的公车 !!!!!!」
等车的人很多 听到这句话都探头张望 声音吱吱喳喳
女方当下觉得十分难堪
女：「你快给我道歉!!..不然我现在就死给你看...!!!!」
可是男方只是冷冷的看着他 眼神中带点愤怒 除此之外并无其他动作
「好...」女方泪水夺眶而出 转身快步跑到快车道上躺下大喊：「你会後悔的!!」
大家都吓到了 有人甚至发出了尖叫
男人：「你给我过来!!!!!!!!!!!」
他手指着候车停旁边：「这条才是公车专用道!!!!!!!!!!!!」
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