作者twngsm (伊角)
看板Panchiao318
標題[轉錄][討論] 幹 好西斯
時間Sun Aug 21 20:37:35 2005
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: joe198525 (誓死追女仔) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [轉錄][討論] 幹 好西斯
時間: Sun Aug 21 18:36:28 2005
※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板]
作者: asdfrewq (修練中...) 看板: sex
標題: [討論] 幹 好西斯
時間: Sun Aug 21 17:06:10 2005
有天我在捷運上遇到兩個摩門傳教士
可能是我長的比較像阿斗阿吧 有一個來找我聊天
沒想到我英文破的很 開口就是where are you from...
然後就沒下文了
傳教士好不容易找到話題 開始跟我聊運動
然後我就很驕傲的說我打網球(因為在台灣比較少見吧...)
來看看對話吧
傳:Do you play basketball? (我很高)
ASDF:No, I play penis.
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傳:Are you serious? I guess you mean tennis.
ASDF:No, I play pennis.(認真熱血貌)
幹 我怎麼在捷運上出櫃了阿
可是我真的不是gay阿 (￣▽￣＃)﹏﹏
旁邊還有正妹驚訝的瞪著我 從此以後我不敢亂說英文了...
後記:另外一個傳教士在到站後 帶著驚恐的眼神看著我對跟我講話那個說
That man is terrible........
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