作者twngsm (伊角)
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标题[转录][讨论] 干 好西斯
时间Sun Aug 21 20:37:35 2005
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作者: joe198525 (誓死追女仔) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [转录][讨论] 干 好西斯
时间: Sun Aug 21 18:36:28 2005
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作者: asdfrewq (修练中...) 看板: sex
标题: [讨论] 干 好西斯
时间: Sun Aug 21 17:06:10 2005
有天我在捷运上遇到两个摩门传教士
可能是我长的比较像阿斗阿吧 有一个来找我聊天
没想到我英文破的很 开口就是where are you from...
然後就没下文了
传教士好不容易找到话题 开始跟我聊运动
然後我就很骄傲的说我打网球(因为在台湾比较少见吧...)
来看看对话吧
传:Do you play basketball? (我很高)
ASDF:No, I play penis.
我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩我玩阴茎
我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩
我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩
我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩我玩阴茎我玩阴茎
我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩
我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩阴茎我玩
.....
传:Are you serious? I guess you mean tennis.
ASDF:No, I play pennis.(认真热血貌)
干 我怎麽在捷运上出柜了阿
可是我真的不是gay阿 (￣▽￣＃)﹏﹏
旁边还有正妹惊讶的瞪着我 从此以後我不敢乱说英文了...
後记:另外一个传教士在到站後 带着惊恐的眼神看着我对跟我讲话那个说
That man is terrible........
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