作者hsuan922157 (秋心)
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標題[轉錄][無言] 我的國文老師
時間Sun Feb 22 21:46:27 2009
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: ben3683 (阿盛-EX) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [無言] ！
時間: Sun Feb 22 00:58:26 2009
話說最近剛發學測成績單（我是高三生），由於我是社會組，
本班又是全校數學最後一名，各科老師都看到了我們慘不忍睹的數學成績......
於是我們的國文老師在隔天向我們苦口婆心的說：
「你們的數學一定要加油啊，像我的數學就是那種很爛很爛的，
聯考的時候都不知道考什麼......(中略).......像我到現在，都還不知道為什麼
......
數字後面要加驚嘆號！
驚嘆號！
驚嘆號！ 」
同學：「老師那不是驚嘆號啊啊啊啊啊！！！」
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※ 編輯: ben3683 來自: 59.117.181.39 (02/22 01:00)
1F：推 craig100:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 02/22 01:02
2F：推 hochengyuan:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/22 01:02
3F：→ whatisit:階 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:05
4F：推 n19881112:有後勁 02/22 01:06
5F：推 Q8Q8:國文老師國文中毒很深XDDD 02/22 01:06
6F：→ mariandtmac:XD 02/22 01:08
7F：推 babylikeg:原來老師把階層當成金嘆號了0...0 果然是念國文的XDD 02/22 01:09
8F：推 akazuki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:09
9F：推 hochengyuan:請計算:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=? 02/22 01:13
10F：推 faice:高三生+1...話說我們班到現在還是有人把"階"念驚嘆號 = = 02/22 01:14
11F：推 hochengyuan:10!=啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 02/22 01:16
12F：推 STAR2599:XDD哈~~感謝七樓講解~~太久沒碰都快忘了 02/22 01:18
13F：推 l818:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:19
14F：推 nobrain5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:21
15F：推 nomorefears:我已經忘記驚嘆號是什麼意思了= ="...慘 02/22 01:29
16F：推 samt1140:原來那不是念驚嘆號!!!!!!!!! 02/22 01:34
17F：推 hochengyuan:發覺推文比原文更有笨點XD 02/22 01:35
18F：→ zeat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:36
19F：推 maynomo11:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:41
20F：→ a26875690:哈哈哈 好可愛的老師 02/22 01:41
21F：推 jkeskai:噗噗~太好笑啦~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:42
22F：推 Sougo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:43
23F：→ MuHaBu:呃...什麼階? 我有看沒有懂!? 數字後面真的有驚嘆號喔? 02/22 01:44
24F：推 hochengyuan:回樓上,階是指階乘,例如:5!=5*4*3*2*1=120 02/22 01:45
25F：推 s860418:後勁真強+1 02/22 01:48
※ 編輯: ben3683 來自: 59.117.181.39 (02/22 01:54)
26F：推 shiyeh:有些文後勁真的很強耶，都隔了兩秒才爆笑XDDDDDDD 02/22 01:54
27F：推 fenrir913:XD 02/22 01:56
28F：推 craig100:讀音: C9取4= 9啊/["4啊"乘以"(9-4)啊"] 要用氣音來讀 02/22 01:58
29F：推 reincarnate:5!=!!!!! 02/22 02:01
30F：→ rosgbz:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/22 02:01
31F：推 Xavier:幹後勁超強的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 02:10
32F：推 gn0481914:我整學期把ln當成in 期末去要分數漏餡 老師很火大 02/22 02:15
33F：推 houji:我突然覺得自己的數學還有救XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 02:17
34F：推 mimicmickey:XDDDDDDDDDDdddd 02/22 02:17
35F：推 bestshow500:幹 我笑到水噴到銀幕了 02/22 02:19
36F：推 auchen:果然很爛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 02:21
37F：推 jean0914:.....一瞬間知道是笑點但不知道啥是驚嘆號 沒救了我 02/22 02:21
38F：推 mini7788:這個梗早就聽過了說~~=.= 02/22 02:26
39F：推 monkeyFJU:..... 真無言 02/22 02:28
40F：推 just284:樓下請算100! 02/22 02:30
41F：推 phoenixwind:我是國文老師 別叫我算數學 02/22 02:31
42F：推 ivsdong:根本不知道數學後面有驚嘆號．． 02/22 02:33
43F：推 hsh760105:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 02:41
44F：推 presea:為什麼要加驚嘆號 <-大驚,發現自己也不知道 02/22 02:47
45F：推 winered:我也一直以為是驚嘆號啊!!! 02/22 02:49
46F：推 takamene:有沒有人遇過數學老師把ln唸作long嗎？ 02/22 03:06
47F：推 yoshigo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 驚嘆號XDDD 02/22 03:17
48F：推 Judicator:囧~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 02/22 03:20
49F：推 pfreeze:老師的教育不能等啊 02/22 03:22
50F：推 AaliyahTsai:雖然知道不是驚嘆號 但也忘了原本是啥 02/22 03:40
51F：→ lineagewen:赫哲:100!一百嚇一跳 02/22 03:43
52F：→ lineagewen:推成大物理系的時候 面試教授問 100!算出來有幾個 0 02/22 03:45
53F：推 jackal594:24個? 02/22 03:53
54F：推 takomalu:樓上正解 02/22 03:59
55F：推 perseus0724:樓上應該是對的，因數分解看5是幾次方就好，有20個5 02/22 04:00
56F：→ perseus0724:的倍數和4個25的倍數 02/22 04:00
57F：推 joanne770429:超好笑哎!!!!!!!XDDDD 02/22 05:01
58F：推 feelingwind:不虧是教國文的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 07:02
59F：推 physheepy:補充一下樓上 每個25的倍數會多給一0. 4個25的倍數多4個 02/22 07:04
60F：推 youre:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 07:51
61F：推 sunderoom1:經典...... 02/22 07:56
62F：推 pienso:太強了... 02/22 09:06
63F：推 Sellin:喔喔...我也忘記啥咪階的...剛才也以為是驚嘆號... 02/22 09:09
64F：推 thebestbsn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 09:49
65F：推 largea:這好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 09:50
66F：推 hochengyuan:經典... 02/22 10:06
67F：推 qq204:想了一下後我總算想起來了= = "" 02/22 10:22
68F：推 lucas01:..... n! 02/22 10:35
69F：推 Commands:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD過度專業 02/22 10:38
70F：推 olasa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好強的後勁啊~~~ 02/22 10:58
71F：推 frankbarry: 驚嘆號！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！ 02/22 11:01
72F：→ gravisbox:第一時間沒看懂...我笑不出來= =" 02/22 11:03
73F：推 ching00482:我覺得好好笑喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 11:03
74F：→ Auslayer:1!=1 2!=2 3!=6 4!=24 5!=120..... 02/22 11:08
75F：→ PLPERER:6!=720 7!=.... 02/22 11:11
76F：推 hochengyuan:8!=40320 9!=362880 02/22 11:15
77F：推 s860418:把這篇推到爆吧 02/22 11:18
78F：推 agnor:5!4!3!2!1! 34560~!!! 02/22 11:19
79F：推 seraphiam:這麼棒 有笑有推 02/22 11:19
80F：推 aibajan:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 11:23
81F：推 nuyeyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 11:27
82F：推 whitecloudc:XD 02/22 11:45
83F：推 calpissn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 11:47
84F：推 seednet0830:這我能說什麼= =" 老師太強了 02/22 11:51
85F：推 blackbelt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 12:05
86F：推 IanEE1310:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 12:09
87F：推 cancerjung:XDDDDD 02/22 12:21
88F：推 fiveday:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 12:23
89F：推 gwunder:!!M 02/22 12:25
90F：推 bird117:5!=5*4*3*2*1 4!=4*3*2*1 3!=3*2*1 2!=2*1 1!=1 02/22 12:26
91F：→ bird117:0!=1 !!!!!!!!!!大驚!!!!!!!!! 02/22 12:27
92F：推 xiiix1732:3!!=6!=720 02/22 12:34
93F：推 NillY1027:t2d:什麼! 原來零乘以驚嘆號等於一啊 (筆記) 02/22 12:35
94F：推 haier49:哈哈^^(XD!!!) 02/22 12:38
95F：推 joanjen:XDDDDDDD難怪是國文老師 02/22 13:03
96F：推 joywhale412:好懷念! 02/22 13:10
97F：→ s910928:懂但是不覺得好笑 02/22 13:13
98F：推 ssun302231:今喝糗 02/22 13:17
99F：推 Floura:我囧了 完全忘記有這個東西 Orz 02/22 13:20
100F：推 elegancy2122:XDDDDDDDDD 02/22 13:25
101F：推 deathheaven:完全忘記+ ... orz 02/22 13:45
102F：推 gwunder:驚一下驚二下驚三下 02/22 13:46
103F：推 momo24:靠腰XDDD 看完覺得 原來我數學也沒那麼爛嘛(<b′▽‵)b 02/22 13:49
104F：推 pearwei:5!=五！ 02/22 13:49
105F：→ lynx:哦! 02/22 14:04
106F：→ lynx:什麼意思 我好像還沒學到 02/22 14:05
107F：推 alienkanet:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/22 14:21
108F：推 Momogoter:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 14:30
109F：推 momo617:那不是驚嘆號是什麼?! 02/22 14:31
110F：推 sunnytutor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 14:32
111F：推 SerVantTom:國文老師就站在原PO後面 他的頭上冒出驚嘆號 02/22 14:33
112F：推 Tatehala:呼哈哈 後勁真的很強!! 02/22 14:40
113F：推 zfe713028:為什麼我看不懂="= 02/22 14:41
114F：推 etw710:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 14:55
115F：推 chriter:！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！ 02/22 14:55
116F：推 ilikeradio:大推超好笑XD 原來我數學還沒有那麼爛= =" 02/22 14:55
117F：推 wallacewei:我笑了XDDDDDDDD 02/22 14:56
118F：推 eva0617:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 14:56
119F：推 cuccoss:老師好可愛XDDD 02/22 14:58
120F：推 kira925:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 14:58
121F：推 kk90171:我早就忘記有階的存在了........ 02/22 15:17
122F：推 lty721231:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/22 15:31
123F：推 romand:我的問題跟國文老師一樣! 02/22 15:36
124F：推 whatai:英文老師:[我現在還是不懂為什麼數字後面要加i] 02/22 15:43
125F：推 xinyuxiao:慘了...我數學跟老師一樣爛... 02/22 16:01
126F：推 Hevak:！！！！！！！ 02/22 16:03
127F：→ Coldfengzi:t2d:數學害我一生 02/22 16:09
128F：推 zerosin:XD 02/22 16:24
129F：推 suzza:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 16:37
130F：推 chupan:我知道那叫階乘(得意) 不過知道這好像也沒用= = 02/22 16:42
131F：→ klya:那不是驚嘆號～那是數字嚇一跳 02/22 16:47
132F：推 hochengyuan:設為版標! 就設"!" 02/22 16:47
133F：→ hochengyuan:借轉 02/22 16:48
※ hochengyuan:轉錄至看板 joke 02/22 16:48
134F：→ Yie:XDD 02/22 17:10
135F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 17:17
136F：推 sddr:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 17:22
137F：推 sanada:這太好笑了 XD 02/22 17:40
138F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 17:46
※ doggy:轉錄至看板 Teacher 02/22 17:59
139F：推 rose147:完全忘了 上了大學數學只記得加減乘除 02/22 17:59
140F：推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 18:04
141F：推 trelosrigas:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 18:17
142F：推 rainingmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 18:36
143F：推 beowulf:階層XDDDDDD 02/22 18:47
144F：推 albert0507:原來是叫驚嘆號!!!!!!!!!! 02/22 18:52
145F：推 Theme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 18:53
146F：推 flyinsora:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 19:09
147F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 19:26
148F：推 s860418:設為版標 02/22 19:29
149F：推 salome1009:你該慶幸他不是你的數學老師...＝＝ 02/22 19:40
150F：推 warn99:好顯他是教國文的...XD 02/22 19:43
151F：推 faneacil:赫哲:100! 一百嚇一跳 哈哈XD 02/22 19:45
152F：→ ilyjj:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 19:53
153F：推 EgyptCaptain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 20:28
154F：推 Bluebear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 20:29
155F：推 kinghome1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 20:37
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