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标题[转录][无言] 我的国文老师
时间Sun Feb 22 21:46:27 2009
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作者: ben3683 (阿盛-EX) 站内: StupidClown
标题: [无言] ！
时间: Sun Feb 22 00:58:26 2009
话说最近刚发学测成绩单（我是高三生），由於我是社会组，
本班又是全校数学最後一名，各科老师都看到了我们惨不忍睹的数学成绩......
於是我们的国文老师在隔天向我们苦口婆心的说：
「你们的数学一定要加油啊，像我的数学就是那种很烂很烂的，
联考的时候都不知道考什麽......(中略).......像我到现在，都还不知道为什麽
......
数字後面要加惊叹号！
惊叹号！
惊叹号！ 」
同学：「老师那不是惊叹号啊啊啊啊啊！！！」
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1F：推 craig100:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 02/22 01:02
2F：推 hochengyuan:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/22 01:02
3F：→ whatisit:阶 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:05
4F：推 n19881112:有後劲 02/22 01:06
5F：推 Q8Q8:国文老师国文中毒很深XDDD 02/22 01:06
6F：→ mariandtmac:XD 02/22 01:08
7F：推 babylikeg:原来老师把阶层当成金叹号了0...0 果然是念国文的XDD 02/22 01:09
8F：推 akazuki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:09
9F：推 hochengyuan:请计算:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=? 02/22 01:13
10F：推 faice:高三生+1...话说我们班到现在还是有人把"阶"念惊叹号 = = 02/22 01:14
11F：推 hochengyuan:10!=啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 02/22 01:16
12F：推 STAR2599:XDD哈~~感谢七楼讲解~~太久没碰都快忘了 02/22 01:18
13F：推 l818:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:19
14F：推 nobrain5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:21
15F：推 nomorefears:我已经忘记惊叹号是什麽意思了= ="...惨 02/22 01:29
16F：推 samt1140:原来那不是念惊叹号!!!!!!!!! 02/22 01:34
17F：推 hochengyuan:发觉推文比原文更有笨点XD 02/22 01:35
18F：→ zeat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:36
19F：推 maynomo11:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:41
20F：→ a26875690:哈哈哈 好可爱的老师 02/22 01:41
21F：推 jkeskai:噗噗~太好笑啦~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:42
22F：推 Sougo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:43
23F：→ MuHaBu:呃...什麽阶? 我有看没有懂!? 数字後面真的有惊叹号喔? 02/22 01:44
24F：推 hochengyuan:回楼上,阶是指阶乘,例如:5!=5*4*3*2*1=120 02/22 01:45
25F：推 s860418:後劲真强+1 02/22 01:48
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26F：推 shiyeh:有些文後劲真的很强耶，都隔了两秒才爆笑XDDDDDDD 02/22 01:54
27F：推 fenrir913:XD 02/22 01:56
28F：推 craig100:读音: C9取4= 9啊/["4啊"乘以"(9-4)啊"] 要用气音来读 02/22 01:58
29F：推 reincarnate:5!=!!!!! 02/22 02:01
30F：→ rosgbz:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/22 02:01
31F：推 Xavier:干後劲超强的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 02:10
32F：推 gn0481914:我整学期把ln当成in 期末去要分数漏馅 老师很火大 02/22 02:15
33F：推 houji:我突然觉得自己的数学还有救XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 02:17
34F：推 mimicmickey:XDDDDDDDDDDdddd 02/22 02:17
35F：推 bestshow500:干 我笑到水喷到银幕了 02/22 02:19
36F：推 auchen:果然很烂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 02:21
37F：推 jean0914:.....一瞬间知道是笑点但不知道啥是惊叹号 没救了我 02/22 02:21
38F：推 mini7788:这个梗早就听过了说~~=.= 02/22 02:26
39F：推 monkeyFJU:..... 真无言 02/22 02:28
40F：推 just284:楼下请算100! 02/22 02:30
41F：推 phoenixwind:我是国文老师 别叫我算数学 02/22 02:31
42F：推 ivsdong:根本不知道数学後面有惊叹号．． 02/22 02:33
43F：推 hsh760105:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 02:41
44F：推 presea:为什麽要加惊叹号 <-大惊,发现自己也不知道 02/22 02:47
45F：推 winered:我也一直以为是惊叹号啊!!! 02/22 02:49
46F：推 takamene:有没有人遇过数学老师把ln念作long吗？ 02/22 03:06
47F：推 yoshigo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 惊叹号XDDD 02/22 03:17
48F：推 Judicator:囧~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 02/22 03:20
49F：推 pfreeze:老师的教育不能等啊 02/22 03:22
50F：推 AaliyahTsai:虽然知道不是惊叹号 但也忘了原本是啥 02/22 03:40
51F：→ lineagewen:赫哲:100!一百吓一跳 02/22 03:43
52F：→ lineagewen:推成大物理系的时候 面试教授问 100!算出来有几个 0 02/22 03:45
53F：推 jackal594:24个? 02/22 03:53
54F：推 takomalu:楼上正解 02/22 03:59
55F：推 perseus0724:楼上应该是对的，因数分解看5是几次方就好，有20个5 02/22 04:00
56F：→ perseus0724:的倍数和4个25的倍数 02/22 04:00
57F：推 joanne770429:超好笑哎!!!!!!!XDDDD 02/22 05:01
58F：推 feelingwind:不亏是教国文的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 07:02
59F：推 physheepy:补充一下楼上 每个25的倍数会多给一0. 4个25的倍数多4个 02/22 07:04
60F：推 youre:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 07:51
61F：推 sunderoom1:经典...... 02/22 07:56
62F：推 pienso:太强了... 02/22 09:06
63F：推 Sellin:喔喔...我也忘记啥咪阶的...刚才也以为是惊叹号... 02/22 09:09
64F：推 thebestbsn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 09:49
65F：推 largea:这好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 09:50
66F：推 hochengyuan:经典... 02/22 10:06
67F：推 qq204:想了一下後我总算想起来了= = "" 02/22 10:22
68F：推 lucas01:..... n! 02/22 10:35
69F：推 Commands:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD过度专业 02/22 10:38
70F：推 olasa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好强的後劲啊~~~ 02/22 10:58
71F：推 frankbarry: 惊叹号！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！ 02/22 11:01
72F：→ gravisbox:第一时间没看懂...我笑不出来= =" 02/22 11:03
73F：推 ching00482:我觉得好好笑喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 11:03
74F：→ Auslayer:1!=1 2!=2 3!=6 4!=24 5!=120..... 02/22 11:08
75F：→ PLPERER:6!=720 7!=.... 02/22 11:11
76F：推 hochengyuan:8!=40320 9!=362880 02/22 11:15
77F：推 s860418:把这篇推到爆吧 02/22 11:18
78F：推 agnor:5!4!3!2!1! 34560~!!! 02/22 11:19
79F：推 seraphiam:这麽棒 有笑有推 02/22 11:19
80F：推 aibajan:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 11:23
81F：推 nuyeyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 11:27
82F：推 whitecloudc:XD 02/22 11:45
83F：推 calpissn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 11:47
84F：推 seednet0830:这我能说什麽= =" 老师太强了 02/22 11:51
85F：推 blackbelt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 12:05
86F：推 IanEE1310:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 12:09
87F：推 cancerjung:XDDDDD 02/22 12:21
88F：推 fiveday:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 12:23
89F：推 gwunder:!!M 02/22 12:25
90F：推 bird117:5!=5*4*3*2*1 4!=4*3*2*1 3!=3*2*1 2!=2*1 1!=1 02/22 12:26
91F：→ bird117:0!=1 !!!!!!!!!!大惊!!!!!!!!! 02/22 12:27
92F：推 xiiix1732:3!!=6!=720 02/22 12:34
93F：推 NillY1027:t2d:什麽! 原来零乘以惊叹号等於一啊 (笔记) 02/22 12:35
94F：推 haier49:哈哈^^(XD!!!) 02/22 12:38
95F：推 joanjen:XDDDDDDD难怪是国文老师 02/22 13:03
96F：推 joywhale412:好怀念! 02/22 13:10
97F：→ s910928:懂但是不觉得好笑 02/22 13:13
98F：推 ssun302231:今喝糗 02/22 13:17
99F：推 Floura:我囧了 完全忘记有这个东西 Orz 02/22 13:20
100F：推 elegancy2122:XDDDDDDDDD 02/22 13:25
101F：推 deathheaven:完全忘记+ ... orz 02/22 13:45
102F：推 gwunder:惊一下惊二下惊三下 02/22 13:46
103F：推 momo24:靠腰XDDD 看完觉得 原来我数学也没那麽烂嘛(<b′▽‵)b 02/22 13:49
104F：推 pearwei:5!=五！ 02/22 13:49
105F：→ lynx:哦! 02/22 14:04
106F：→ lynx:什麽意思 我好像还没学到 02/22 14:05
107F：推 alienkanet:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/22 14:21
108F：推 Momogoter:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 14:30
109F：推 momo617:那不是惊叹号是什麽?! 02/22 14:31
110F：推 sunnytutor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 14:32
111F：推 SerVantTom:国文老师就站在原PO後面 他的头上冒出惊叹号 02/22 14:33
112F：推 Tatehala:呼哈哈 後劲真的很强!! 02/22 14:40
113F：推 zfe713028:为什麽我看不懂="= 02/22 14:41
114F：推 etw710:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 14:55
115F：推 chriter:！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！ 02/22 14:55
116F：推 ilikeradio:大推超好笑XD 原来我数学还没有那麽烂= =" 02/22 14:55
117F：推 wallacewei:我笑了XDDDDDDDD 02/22 14:56
118F：推 eva0617:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 14:56
119F：推 cuccoss:老师好可爱XDDD 02/22 14:58
120F：推 kira925:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 14:58
121F：推 kk90171:我早就忘记有阶的存在了........ 02/22 15:17
122F：推 lty721231:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/22 15:31
123F：推 romand:我的问题跟国文老师一样! 02/22 15:36
124F：推 whatai:英文老师:[我现在还是不懂为什麽数字後面要加i] 02/22 15:43
125F：推 xinyuxiao:惨了...我数学跟老师一样烂... 02/22 16:01
126F：推 Hevak:！！！！！！！ 02/22 16:03
127F：→ Coldfengzi:t2d:数学害我一生 02/22 16:09
128F：推 zerosin:XD 02/22 16:24
129F：推 suzza:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 16:37
130F：推 chupan:我知道那叫阶乘(得意) 不过知道这好像也没用= = 02/22 16:42
131F：→ klya:那不是惊叹号～那是数字吓一跳 02/22 16:47
132F：推 hochengyuan:设为版标! 就设"!" 02/22 16:47
133F：→ hochengyuan:借转 02/22 16:48
※ hochengyuan:转录至看板 joke 02/22 16:48
134F：→ Yie:XDD 02/22 17:10
135F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 17:17
136F：推 sddr:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 17:22
137F：推 sanada:这太好笑了 XD 02/22 17:40
138F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 17:46
※ doggy:转录至看板 Teacher 02/22 17:59
139F：推 rose147:完全忘了 上了大学数学只记得加减乘除 02/22 17:59
140F：推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 18:04
141F：推 trelosrigas:後劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 18:17
142F：推 rainingmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 18:36
143F：推 beowulf:阶层XDDDDDD 02/22 18:47
144F：推 albert0507:原来是叫惊叹号!!!!!!!!!! 02/22 18:52
145F：推 Theme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 18:53
146F：推 flyinsora:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 19:09
147F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 19:26
148F：推 s860418:设为版标 02/22 19:29
149F：推 salome1009:你该庆幸他不是你的数学老师...＝＝ 02/22 19:40
150F：推 warn99:好显他是教国文的...XD 02/22 19:43
151F：推 faneacil:赫哲:100! 一百吓一跳 哈哈XD 02/22 19:45
152F：→ ilyjj:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 19:53
153F：推 EgyptCaptain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 20:28
154F：推 Bluebear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 20:29
155F：推 kinghome1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 20:37
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