作者magicborder (~博得~)
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標題[閒聊] 今天在補習班看到的一篇作文....
時間Mon Oct 19 00:04:04 2009
今天在同x補習班打工時
隔壁的英輔老師還有學生一直在笑
很好奇是在笑什麼
原來是他改到一張"雄中"的考卷.....
話先說在前面
這篇是正經文~~~絕無豪洨成分!!!!
不信的話可以來跟我拿作文正本
以下為雄中資優生的英文作文
題目: How to Release the Pressure in Life
How to Release the Pressure in Life
As a high school student,I'm under a lot of pressure
It's quite important to release the pressure so that I won't be overwhelmed.
Like many male teenagers,the way I relax is masturbation.
I've been watching porns since junior high.A classmate lent me a DVD,telling
me ,"There's something exciting in it!" I put it in the DVD player and pressed
the "PLAY" button.After about 15 minutes,I jizzed. I can't help masturbating
since then.When I get scolded,I jerk off.When I get bad grades,I jerk off.
When I broke up with my girlfriend,I jerk off.Every time I feel depressed,
I masturbate.
As the "glue" comes out,which makes me reach orgasm,the pressure is gone.
I think everybody should masturbate when he(or she) is in a bad mood.
It does help a lot.
這篇的用字沒很難懂,只有幾個關鍵字看懂就夠了XDDDD
提示:jerk off 跟 masturbate 意思差不多
我只能說.....指考寫這種作文.....要不就滿分...不然大概會直接拿鴨蛋吧= =+
比較讓我無言的是......其中不少關鍵字我居然看的懂= =
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2F:→ magicborder:....你們可以去sex板看一下.. 10/19 01:02
3F:→ magicborder:....我的第一篇小紅爆...該不會就是出現在西斯板吧= = 10/19 01:13
4F:推 LetsTryTea:還能說什麼 10/20 08:57
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