作者magicborder (~博得~)
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标题[闲聊] 今天在补习班看到的一篇作文....
时间Mon Oct 19 00:04:04 2009
今天在同x补习班打工时
隔壁的英辅老师还有学生一直在笑
很好奇是在笑什麽
原来是他改到一张"雄中"的考卷.....
话先说在前面
这篇是正经文~~~绝无豪洨成分!!!!
不信的话可以来跟我拿作文正本
以下为雄中资优生的英文作文
题目: How to Release the Pressure in Life
How to Release the Pressure in Life
As a high school student,I'm under a lot of pressure
It's quite important to release the pressure so that I won't be overwhelmed.
Like many male teenagers,the way I relax is masturbation.
I've been watching porns since junior high.A classmate lent me a DVD,telling
me ,"There's something exciting in it!" I put it in the DVD player and pressed
the "PLAY" button.After about 15 minutes,I jizzed. I can't help masturbating
since then.When I get scolded,I jerk off.When I get bad grades,I jerk off.
When I broke up with my girlfriend,I jerk off.Every time I feel depressed,
I masturbate.
As the "glue" comes out,which makes me reach orgasm,the pressure is gone.
I think everybody should masturbate when he(or she) is in a bad mood.
It does help a lot.
这篇的用字没很难懂,只有几个关键字看懂就够了XDDDD
提示:jerk off 跟 masturbate 意思差不多
我只能说.....指考写这种作文.....要不就满分...不然大概会直接拿鸭蛋吧= =+
比较让我无言的是......其中不少关键字我居然看的懂= =
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1F:推 bhchad:资优生写他靠打手枪纾解压力? 10/19 00:25
2F:→ magicborder:....你们可以去sex板看一下.. 10/19 01:02
3F:→ magicborder:....我的第一篇小红爆...该不会就是出现在西斯板吧= = 10/19 01:13
4F:推 LetsTryTea:还能说什麽 10/20 08:57
5F:→ magicborder:你已经不爱我~ 10/20 16:21