作者CrazyMoon (道通天地有形外)
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標題[轉錄][童年] 幹!吼系!
時間Tue Mar 23 06:57:02 2010
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: tjvup123 (大一大饅頭) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [童年] 幹!吼系!
時間: Mon Mar 22 19:28:12 2010
還記得高二那年在補習班荒唐的日子
我們那班是聚集了所有分數較低或是私立的職科學校
自然而然普通公立高職班也就不敢招惹我們
還記得那個年代 大家躲在後巷抽菸 自以為很帥
那天 帶頭的招集我們在後巷相等
昏暗的巷子裡 一盞泛黃的燈下聚集十幾個不知天高地厚的小鬼
帶頭的從口袋掏出一包黑色包裝看似稀有的菸(後來我才知道那叫黑惡魔)
打開包裝 帥氣的隨手抽出一根說:
「有人欺負我弟 待會他們人來 不管我說甚麼 菸蒂一丟就開打」
語畢 把剩下的煙 分給我們 也算是一種賞賜
帶頭的喜歡一個人戰在前面 顯示他的威武
而我們則是 在後面助長聲勢 隨時注意帶頭的一舉一動
沒多久 對方來了 而且很帶種的自己一個人來
帶頭的 點起菸 走上前跟他談判
唏稀疏疏說了幾句
只見帶頭的激動的喊了一聲:
「幹勒!」 順勢把菸彈掉
我還來不及反應 耳邊有人大喊一聲:"幹!吼系!"
站我旁邊那個勇士已經一拳打在對方臉上
隨之而來的是眾人一群痛毆
大約集火了一分鐘 大家突然停下拳腳
帶頭的在我們身後氣的大喊:
「靠北 別打啦! 那是我弟啦幹! 他說對方不敢來了...」
「靠北 別打啦! 那是我弟啦幹! 他說對方不敢來了...」
「靠北 別打啦! 那是我弟啦幹! 他說對方不敢來了...」
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1F：推 a5447:好慘 哈哈 03/22 19:29
2F：推 love24h7days:幹!吼係! 03/22 19:30
※ 編輯: tjvup123 來自: 122.117.119.111 (03/22 19:31)
3F：推 fashion1006:弟弟表示: 03/22 19:32
4F：推 pttevilwolf:[超幹]被人欺負還被哥哥烙人圍毆= = 03/22 19:34
5F：推 ericinttu:原po不爽你弟弟很久了吼!? 03/22 19:35
6F：→ HuaLan:不是原PO的弟弟吧.. 03/22 19:40
7F：→ arklibra0927:菸都抽了 沒人打 乾脆補他弟弟身上 03/22 19:41
8F：推 thewindjuei:有畫面！ 03/22 19:49
9F：推 maggie04:打一分多鐘才喊停喔XD 03/22 19:56
10F：→ PPPGGG:不是紅魔鬼喔!? 03/22 19:56
11F：推 vuioap1042:有笑有推 03/22 19:57
12F：推 vanness2008:恰恰!!!!!!!!!!! 03/22 20:00
13F：推 v21233333:還很帥氣的彈煙 真的很蠢捏 03/22 20:00
14F：→ v21233333:先說帶頭的是不是原PO .... 03/22 20:01
15F：推 b92520142:讓我想到情聖的劇情... 03/22 20:02
16F：→ LTKfans:剛剛打我老弟那個豬頭呢? 03/22 20:02
17F：推 dendrobium:好慘... 03/22 20:03
18F：推 wednesday323:蠻好笑的 03/22 20:04
19F：推 ohsmiling:笑死我了 03/22 20:04
20F：推 baka3333:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:04
21F：推 etw710:XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:05
22F：推 finalillusio:圍毆這種事 活該...不過他弟真的很倒楣XD 03/22 20:06
23F：推 eulb03:好好笑XDDDDDD 03/22 20:06
24F：推 ko76910:都打一分多鐘了 那他弟... 03/22 20:09
25F：推 momoCry:XDD 03/22 20:11
26F：推 chococo:超好笑的 03/22 20:12
27F：推 gingling:XDDDDD 03/22 20:16
28F：推 PPTer:笑 03/22 20:18
29F：推 kentsam2077:超好笑 03/22 20:18
30F：推 visnafox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:21
31F：推 athomas:這麼歡樂 真的噓不下去 雖然很想譴責這種聚眾暴力 XD 03/22 20:22
32F：推 zxc123838:澣...我快笑死了 害我想到天龍八部裡的帶頭大哥 03/22 20:22
33F：推 showershine:看前面本來想噓的...最後面太歡樂了....XD 03/22 20:23
34F：推 Erahhcram:這篇有m的潛力~ 真希望可以放版標~~~ XD 03/22 20:24
35F：推 coke147:有校友推 03/22 20:24
36F：推 seisai0121:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:26
37F：推 lavenderlife:有笑有堆 03/22 20:27
38F：→ seisai0121:太好笑了 借轉就可 03/22 20:27
39F：→ lavenderlife: 推 03/22 20:27
※ seisai0121:轉錄至看板 joke 03/22 20:27
40F：推 innctu:這種事多來幾次 也許就可以消弭校園暴力喔 03/22 20:27
41F：推 Letter30: 幹! 吼系! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:30
42F：推 s902131:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:30
43F：推 lilacat:我本來以為梗是他被菸燙到才說幹 03/22 20:30
44F：推 XDGX:齁系 03/22 20:31
45F：推 love5036:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真的很誤導 03/22 20:31
46F：→ kosong:XDDD 停手之前再偷踹地上的人一下 03/22 20:32
47F：推 jackhaha:XDD 03/22 20:32
48F：推 SDracula:幹！係後XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD自以為屌 03/22 20:33
49F：推 likekite:推 後細 然後 細後啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:34
50F：推 zerotech:XDDDDDDD 03/22 20:35
51F：推 wanted0923:哈哈哈哈超好笑的 有笑有推拉 03/22 20:35
52F：推 dooraemoon:打了一分鐘也太久了吧XDDDDDD 03/22 20:39
53F：推 grate77430:哥：阿，鬼啊 03/22 20:39
54F：推 benzqoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:40
55F：推 poping1124:幹!吼細! 03/22 20:40
56F：推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:40
57F：推 likekite:可能帶頭大哥 也被突如其來的狀況嚇到了吧 03/22 20:41
58F：推 pp1877:......雖然很想譴責...但這畫面太北七了...= = 03/22 20:43
59F：推 Nimrodel:弟:他們不來了 哥:靠..那我後面這批人怎麼解決,你頂一下! 03/22 20:43
60F：推 tptx6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:45
61F：推 montieddie:帶頭大哥是說"蛋勒"(台語) 03/22 20:46
62F：推 al1l1:我還以為被菸燙到.... 03/22 20:46
63F：推 likekite:哥: 我們已經說好開扁了 如刀出銷必見血 弟你頂一下 XD 03/22 20:46
64F：推 demenbj:HA 太搞笑了 03/22 20:48
65F：推 oscarlin:靠北~~有笑有推 03/22 20:50
66F：推 HELFEME:太北七了… 03/22 20:52
67F：推 sting47:靠.......太白吃了XDDD 03/22 20:54
68F：推 trustmyself:好慘... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:55
69F：推 chh312:XDDDDDDDDDD笑死我 03/22 20:56
70F：推 sunluna:白目耶 不過好好笑喔XDDD 03/22 20:56
71F：推 blackbelt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:57
72F：推 a007son:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:58
73F：推 leefish42:哈哈哈XD 超好笑XDDD 03/22 20:59
74F：推 kill1999:我在電腦前笑翻!!!!!!有笑有推!! 03/22 20:59
75F：推 oh810:好好笑XDDD 03/22 21:00
76F：推 racheel:好北七............ 03/22 21:00
77F：推 jason543:笑死我了 03/22 21:02
78F：推 swoodstock:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:03
79F：推 lsh19921030:[超幹] 媽的對方不來害我被亂揍 03/22 21:09
80F：推 strings:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:09
81F：推 xennys:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 活該 03/22 21:09
82F：推 iwjlkwrsxo:笑死我了XDXDD 03/22 21:09
83F：推 slightbluesk:嘖嘖... 03/22 21:09
84F：推 qoo60606:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:10
85F：推 Hilda2007:好倒楣喔 哈哈 XDDDD 03/22 21:10
86F：推 ps567812394:笑到椅子下 03/22 21:10
87F：推 aa26239393:有笑有推 03/22 21:11
88F：推 white07:XDDDDDDDDDDD 朝聖推 03/22 21:12
89F：推 scynic:活該XD 03/22 21:12
90F：推 smooth131:朝聖推 03/22 21:13
91F：推 realroad:沒仇練拳頭啊!! 03/22 21:13
92F：→ ccgoblue:hahahahaaaa 03/22 21:16
93F：推 lin40032:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:17
94F：推 pkupd:吼細！ XD 03/22 21:18
95F：推 MAHORA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:18
96F：推 iwjlkwrsxo:快爆! 03/22 21:18
97F：推 ilovepop:幹! 吼系 03/22 21:20
98F：推 athena44300:吼系啦! 03/22 21:20
99F：推 Hevak:從joke板笑回來XDDDDD 03/22 21:20
100F：推 love225:哈哈 超好笑的 03/22 21:20
101F：推 polar17:XDDDDDDD 03/22 21:21
102F：推 Armuu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:21
103F：推 aaacc:XDDDDDDD 03/22 21:21
104F：推 koyosai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:23
105F：推 herro0816:哈哈哈哈 03/22 21:24
106F：推 sa7227:吼細!! 03/22 21:25
107F：噓 Roystu:打一分鐘你才喊停 怪我囉? 03/22 21:27
108F：推 zarty:有畫面!! 03/22 21:28
109F：推 polar17:XD 03/22 21:28
110F：推 Carol1981:弟弟真倒楣XD 大家不要隨便打人啊~ 03/22 21:29
111F：推 moopenbkobe:黑惡魔給個推~ 笑到不行再給個推~ 03/22 21:30
112F：推 tbs002532:有夠豪洨.. 算了有笑有推~ 03/22 21:32
113F：推 wayne841503:XDDDDDD 03/22 21:33
114F：推 menduy:推爆它~~XDD 03/22 21:34
115F：推 mytruecolors:加爆 03/22 21:35
116F：噓 angussoca:太假 03/22 21:35
117F：推 vupm3:爆吧！ 03/22 21:35
118F：推 hightogo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:36
119F：推 eightpiece:爆 03/22 21:36
120F：推 tbs002532:爆!!!! 03/22 21:36
121F：噓 HongChie:分數低的私立職校~不意外~ 03/22 21:36
122F：噓 castin:年少輕狂!! 好孩子不可以學哦! 03/22 21:37
123F：推 pkpk80120:QQ 03/22 21:37
124F：推 athena44300:幹!吼爆! 03/22 21:38
125F：推 happywinter:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:38
126F：→ tbs002532:笑笑就好正經啥? 03/22 21:38
127F：噓 HongChie:帶頭的那個是留著長髮和鬍子像個瘋子~武功還很厲害嗎 03/22 21:39
128F：推 kyoko522tw1:哈哈 03/22 21:39
129F：推 asd525:(彈煙 幹 後係 03/22 21:42
130F：推 az820718:好屌XDDDD 03/22 21:42
131F：推 modog777:帶頭大哥的情婦姓葉嗎??.............叫二娘? 03/22 21:43
132F：推 mayoee:XDDD 03/22 21:44
133F：推 kiddno56979:吼系XDDDDDDD 03/22 21:47
134F：推 lenforeede:活該啦....哈哈哈 03/22 21:47
135F：→ zxc123838:我記得葉二娘的老公是少林寺的住持-.- 03/22 21:48
136F：→ heartear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:48
137F：推 fabled:哈 03/22 21:51
138F：→ iamwind7954:打了一分鐘發現長的跟他弟不太一樣了，就繼續打=皿=+ 03/22 21:53
139F：推 jet80088:好有畫面喔...帶頭大哥＠＠ 03/22 22:00
140F：推 leecowbear:科科 超好笑的 03/22 22:02
141F：推 ps567812394:沒必要噓吧 還是你是原本的苦主 03/22 22:02
142F：推 watashiD:蠢斃了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:02
143F：推 benifty:XDDDDDD 03/22 22:04
144F：推 windmaster:真是太好笑了! 惡有惡報! 03/22 22:05
145F：推 winson790615:□□□XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:07
146F：推 jacky2086:推黑惡魔XD 03/22 22:08
147F：推 winson790615:亂碼 推錯篇 囧xd 03/22 22:08
148F：→ DVDVCD:住持就是帶頭大哥阿 03/22 22:12
149F：推 qazwsx00523:□□跑睹□□ 03/22 22:12
150F：推 pidong:幹 好笑啊 03/22 22:14
151F：→ quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:16
152F：推 GreenPG:XDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:16
153F：推 Hilda2007:這橋段可以拍進電影裡...猛假之"幹！吼細！" 03/22 22:16
154F：→ k400i048:哈~ 03/22 22:22
155F：推 soldier723:靠邀XD 這篇有笨XDDD 03/22 22:24
156F：推 sacrificial:太酷了... 03/22 22:25
157F：推 kentsuni:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:26
158F：噓 mayfirst:壞榜樣此風不可長 03/22 22:34
159F：推 jack277898:超可憐的哈 03/22 22:36
160F：推 xpowerk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:41
161F：推 kks911:超好笑 03/22 22:45
162F：推 nanasandia:哈哈哈哈哈哈~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:48
163F：推 devilzero:XD 03/22 22:48
164F：推 fjgh1229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:48
165F：推 wenky32:哈哈哈哈哈超好笑 03/22 22:50
166F：推 hh440977:超有畫面的!!!! 03/22 22:52
167F：推 zincs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:55
168F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:56
169F：→ Yie:XDDD 03/22 22:57
170F：推 wolf9631:超好笑耶XDDDD 03/22 22:58
171F：推 suyute:兄弟友情推 03/22 23:07
172F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:08
173F：推 e761031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:11
174F：推 SWATDuck:蠢到有剩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:16
175F：推 sunnycoke:意義是三小 我只看到丟掉的煙蒂!!!XDDD 03/22 23:18
176F：推 NluvI:笑到噴飯 03/22 23:18
177F：推 ed810107:哈哈哈哈哈哈 果然笨!!1XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:18
178F：推 jaff107:對不起 我西斯了 囧 看標題我以為是小混混與出櫃的故事 03/22 23:19
179F：推 frank78525:幹超好笑 03/22 23:21
180F：→ MetalRose:XD 03/22 23:26
181F：推 aoikimi:有畫面XD 03/22 23:27
182F：推 maplebang:簡潔有力又有畫面 03/22 23:32
183F：推 sandy594403:不自覺地大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:33
184F：推 ayssve:哈 大笑啦! 03/22 23:39
185F：推 petwing:建議那位帶頭的 書唸不好 大哥也做得不好 還是去當記者吧 03/22 23:46
186F：推 ix1034:太好笑了 03/22 23:59
187F：推 auchen:好衰的弟弟XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:01
188F：推 personify:老哥當流氓的債老弟幫忙還 XDXDXD 03/23 00:11
189F：推 mingkwan:年少輕狂XDDDDDDDD但是很好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:28
190F：→ gfsog:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:55
191F：推 yuichiro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:10
192F：推 irarref:不是叫小惡魔?? 03/23 01:15
193F：推 HSUFIT:哈哈，有笑有推! 03/23 01:27
194F：推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:45
195F：推 ooo51313:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:51
196F：推 Tabrith:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:51
197F：→ jimmyhero:XD 03/23 01:53
198F：推 valhallaband:這件事情告訴我們不能亂烙人 XDDDDDDDDD 03/23 02:24
199F：推 AquariusTACO:大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:00
200F：→ bambambam:hahahha 幹 03/23 03:07
201F：推 ShadyDog:超級好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:28
202F：推 mon006:超讚的~~~~真的好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:43
203F：推 nipa6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:52
204F：→ sonicsky:是我錯覺 還是這其實是很老的笑話? 03/23 04:17
205F：推 ee430:搞笑版的猛甲嗎XDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 04:26
206F：→ Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDD 03/23 04:29
207F：推 album1129:到頭來還是要被打 03/23 05:30
208F：推 windsinger:帥XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 05:47
209F：推 BGBear:連續兩篇害我上班憋笑鱉的好苦啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 06:46
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