作者CrazyMoon (道通天地有形外)
看板NTUmed91
标题[转录][童年] 干!吼系!
时间Tue Mar 23 06:57:02 2010
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: tjvup123 (大一大馒头) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [童年] 干!吼系!
时间: Mon Mar 22 19:28:12 2010
还记得高二那年在补习班荒唐的日子
我们那班是聚集了所有分数较低或是私立的职科学校
自然而然普通公立高职班也就不敢招惹我们
还记得那个年代 大家躲在後巷抽菸 自以为很帅
那天 带头的招集我们在後巷相等
昏暗的巷子里 一盏泛黄的灯下聚集十几个不知天高地厚的小鬼
带头的从口袋掏出一包黑色包装看似稀有的菸(後来我才知道那叫黑恶魔)
打开包装 帅气的随手抽出一根说:
「有人欺负我弟 待会他们人来 不管我说甚麽 菸蒂一丢就开打」
语毕 把剩下的烟 分给我们 也算是一种赏赐
带头的喜欢一个人战在前面 显示他的威武
而我们则是 在後面助长声势 随时注意带头的一举一动
没多久 对方来了 而且很带种的自己一个人来
带头的 点起菸 走上前跟他谈判
唏稀疏疏说了几句
只见带头的激动的喊了一声:
「干勒!」 顺势把菸弹掉
我还来不及反应 耳边有人大喊一声:"干!吼系!"
站我旁边那个勇士已经一拳打在对方脸上
随之而来的是众人一群痛殴
大约集火了一分钟 大家突然停下拳脚
带头的在我们身後气的大喊:
「靠北 别打啦! 那是我弟啦干! 他说对方不敢来了...」
「靠北 别打啦! 那是我弟啦干! 他说对方不敢来了...」
「靠北 别打啦! 那是我弟啦干! 他说对方不敢来了...」
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1F：推 a5447:好惨 哈哈 03/22 19:29
2F：推 love24h7days:干!吼系! 03/22 19:30
※ 编辑: tjvup123 来自: 122.117.119.111 (03/22 19:31)
3F：推 fashion1006:弟弟表示: 03/22 19:32
4F：推 pttevilwolf:[超干]被人欺负还被哥哥烙人围殴= = 03/22 19:34
5F：推 ericinttu:原po不爽你弟弟很久了吼!? 03/22 19:35
6F：→ HuaLan:不是原PO的弟弟吧.. 03/22 19:40
7F：→ arklibra0927:菸都抽了 没人打 乾脆补他弟弟身上 03/22 19:41
8F：推 thewindjuei:有画面！ 03/22 19:49
9F：推 maggie04:打一分多钟才喊停喔XD 03/22 19:56
10F：→ PPPGGG:不是红魔鬼喔!? 03/22 19:56
11F：推 vuioap1042:有笑有推 03/22 19:57
12F：推 vanness2008:恰恰!!!!!!!!!!! 03/22 20:00
13F：推 v21233333:还很帅气的弹烟 真的很蠢捏 03/22 20:00
14F：→ v21233333:先说带头的是不是原PO .... 03/22 20:01
15F：推 b92520142:让我想到情圣的剧情... 03/22 20:02
16F：→ LTKfans:刚刚打我老弟那个猪头呢? 03/22 20:02
17F：推 dendrobium:好惨... 03/22 20:03
18F：推 wednesday323:蛮好笑的 03/22 20:04
19F：推 ohsmiling:笑死我了 03/22 20:04
20F：推 baka3333:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:04
21F：推 etw710:XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:05
22F：推 finalillusio:围殴这种事 活该...不过他弟真的很倒楣XD 03/22 20:06
23F：推 eulb03:好好笑XDDDDDD 03/22 20:06
24F：推 ko76910:都打一分多钟了 那他弟... 03/22 20:09
25F：推 momoCry:XDD 03/22 20:11
26F：推 chococo:超好笑的 03/22 20:12
27F：推 gingling:XDDDDD 03/22 20:16
28F：推 PPTer:笑 03/22 20:18
29F：推 kentsam2077:超好笑 03/22 20:18
30F：推 visnafox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:21
31F：推 athomas:这麽欢乐 真的嘘不下去 虽然很想谴责这种聚众暴力 XD 03/22 20:22
32F：推 zxc123838:澣...我快笑死了 害我想到天龙八部里的带头大哥 03/22 20:22
33F：推 showershine:看前面本来想嘘的...最後面太欢乐了....XD 03/22 20:23
34F：推 Erahhcram:这篇有m的潜力~ 真希望可以放版标~~~ XD 03/22 20:24
35F：推 coke147:有校友推 03/22 20:24
36F：推 seisai0121:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:26
37F：推 lavenderlife:有笑有堆 03/22 20:27
38F：→ seisai0121:太好笑了 借转就可 03/22 20:27
39F：→ lavenderlife: 推 03/22 20:27
※ seisai0121:转录至看板 joke 03/22 20:27
40F：推 innctu:这种事多来几次 也许就可以消弭校园暴力喔 03/22 20:27
41F：推 Letter30: 干! 吼系! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:30
42F：推 s902131:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:30
43F：推 lilacat:我本来以为梗是他被菸烫到才说干 03/22 20:30
44F：推 XDGX:齁系 03/22 20:31
45F：推 love5036:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真的很误导 03/22 20:31
46F：→ kosong:XDDD 停手之前再偷踹地上的人一下 03/22 20:32
47F：推 jackhaha:XDD 03/22 20:32
48F：推 SDracula:干！系後XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD自以为屌 03/22 20:33
49F：推 likekite:推 後细 然後 细後啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:34
50F：推 zerotech:XDDDDDDD 03/22 20:35
51F：推 wanted0923:哈哈哈哈超好笑的 有笑有推拉 03/22 20:35
52F：推 dooraemoon:打了一分钟也太久了吧XDDDDDD 03/22 20:39
53F：推 grate77430:哥：阿，鬼啊 03/22 20:39
54F：推 benzqoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:40
55F：推 poping1124:干!吼细! 03/22 20:40
56F：推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:40
57F：推 likekite:可能带头大哥 也被突如其来的状况吓到了吧 03/22 20:41
58F：推 pp1877:......虽然很想谴责...但这画面太北七了...= = 03/22 20:43
59F：推 Nimrodel:弟:他们不来了 哥:靠..那我後面这批人怎麽解决,你顶一下! 03/22 20:43
60F：推 tptx6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:45
61F：推 montieddie:带头大哥是说"蛋勒"(台语) 03/22 20:46
62F：推 al1l1:我还以为被菸烫到.... 03/22 20:46
63F：推 likekite:哥: 我们已经说好开扁了 如刀出销必见血 弟你顶一下 XD 03/22 20:46
64F：推 demenbj:HA 太搞笑了 03/22 20:48
65F：推 oscarlin:靠北~~有笑有推 03/22 20:50
66F：推 HELFEME:太北七了… 03/22 20:52
67F：推 sting47:靠.......太白吃了XDDD 03/22 20:54
68F：推 trustmyself:好惨... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:55
69F：推 chh312:XDDDDDDDDDD笑死我 03/22 20:56
70F：推 sunluna:白目耶 不过好好笑喔XDDD 03/22 20:56
71F：推 blackbelt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:57
72F：推 a007son:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:58
73F：推 leefish42:哈哈哈XD 超好笑XDDD 03/22 20:59
74F：推 kill1999:我在电脑前笑翻!!!!!!有笑有推!! 03/22 20:59
75F：推 oh810:好好笑XDDD 03/22 21:00
76F：推 racheel:好北七............ 03/22 21:00
77F：推 jason543:笑死我了 03/22 21:02
78F：推 swoodstock:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:03
79F：推 lsh19921030:[超干] 妈的对方不来害我被乱揍 03/22 21:09
80F：推 strings:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:09
81F：推 xennys:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 活该 03/22 21:09
82F：推 iwjlkwrsxo:笑死我了XDXDD 03/22 21:09
83F：推 slightbluesk:啧啧... 03/22 21:09
84F：推 qoo60606:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:10
85F：推 Hilda2007:好倒楣喔 哈哈 XDDDD 03/22 21:10
86F：推 ps567812394:笑到椅子下 03/22 21:10
87F：推 aa26239393:有笑有推 03/22 21:11
88F：推 white07:XDDDDDDDDDDD 朝圣推 03/22 21:12
89F：推 scynic:活该XD 03/22 21:12
90F：推 smooth131:朝圣推 03/22 21:13
91F：推 realroad:没仇练拳头啊!! 03/22 21:13
92F：→ ccgoblue:hahahahaaaa 03/22 21:16
93F：推 lin40032:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:17
94F：推 pkupd:吼细！ XD 03/22 21:18
95F：推 MAHORA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:18
96F：推 iwjlkwrsxo:快爆! 03/22 21:18
97F：推 ilovepop:干! 吼系 03/22 21:20
98F：推 athena44300:吼系啦! 03/22 21:20
99F：推 Hevak:从joke板笑回来XDDDDD 03/22 21:20
100F：推 love225:哈哈 超好笑的 03/22 21:20
101F：推 polar17:XDDDDDDD 03/22 21:21
102F：推 Armuu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:21
103F：推 aaacc:XDDDDDDD 03/22 21:21
104F：推 koyosai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:23
105F：推 herro0816:哈哈哈哈 03/22 21:24
106F：推 sa7227:吼细!! 03/22 21:25
107F：嘘 Roystu:打一分钟你才喊停 怪我罗? 03/22 21:27
108F：推 zarty:有画面!! 03/22 21:28
109F：推 polar17:XD 03/22 21:28
110F：推 Carol1981:弟弟真倒楣XD 大家不要随便打人啊~ 03/22 21:29
111F：推 moopenbkobe:黑恶魔给个推~ 笑到不行再给个推~ 03/22 21:30
112F：推 tbs002532:有够豪洨.. 算了有笑有推~ 03/22 21:32
113F：推 wayne841503:XDDDDDD 03/22 21:33
114F：推 menduy:推爆它~~XDD 03/22 21:34
115F：推 mytruecolors:加爆 03/22 21:35
116F：嘘 angussoca:太假 03/22 21:35
117F：推 vupm3:爆吧！ 03/22 21:35
118F：推 hightogo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:36
119F：推 eightpiece:爆 03/22 21:36
120F：推 tbs002532:爆!!!! 03/22 21:36
121F：嘘 HongChie:分数低的私立职校~不意外~ 03/22 21:36
122F：嘘 castin:年少轻狂!! 好孩子不可以学哦! 03/22 21:37
123F：推 pkpk80120:QQ 03/22 21:37
124F：推 athena44300:干!吼爆! 03/22 21:38
125F：推 happywinter:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:38
126F：→ tbs002532:笑笑就好正经啥? 03/22 21:38
127F：嘘 HongChie:带头的那个是留着长发和胡子像个疯子~武功还很厉害吗 03/22 21:39
128F：推 kyoko522tw1:哈哈 03/22 21:39
129F：推 asd525:(弹烟 干 後系 03/22 21:42
130F：推 az820718:好屌XDDDD 03/22 21:42
131F：推 modog777:带头大哥的情妇姓叶吗??.............叫二娘? 03/22 21:43
132F：推 mayoee:XDDD 03/22 21:44
133F：推 kiddno56979:吼系XDDDDDDD 03/22 21:47
134F：推 lenforeede:活该啦....哈哈哈 03/22 21:47
135F：→ zxc123838:我记得叶二娘的老公是少林寺的住持-.- 03/22 21:48
136F：→ heartear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:48
137F：推 fabled:哈 03/22 21:51
138F：→ iamwind7954:打了一分钟发现长的跟他弟不太一样了，就继续打=皿=+ 03/22 21:53
139F：推 jet80088:好有画面喔...带头大哥＠＠ 03/22 22:00
140F：推 leecowbear:科科 超好笑的 03/22 22:02
141F：推 ps567812394:没必要嘘吧 还是你是原本的苦主 03/22 22:02
142F：推 watashiD:蠢毙了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:02
143F：推 benifty:XDDDDDD 03/22 22:04
144F：推 windmaster:真是太好笑了! 恶有恶报! 03/22 22:05
145F：推 winson790615:□□□XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:07
146F：推 jacky2086:推黑恶魔XD 03/22 22:08
147F：推 winson790615:乱码 推错篇 囧xd 03/22 22:08
148F：→ DVDVCD:住持就是带头大哥阿 03/22 22:12
149F：推 qazwsx00523:□□跑睹□□ 03/22 22:12
150F：推 pidong:干 好笑啊 03/22 22:14
151F：→ quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:16
152F：推 GreenPG:XDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:16
153F：推 Hilda2007:这桥段可以拍进电影里...猛假之"干！吼细！" 03/22 22:16
154F：→ k400i048:哈~ 03/22 22:22
155F：推 soldier723:靠邀XD 这篇有笨XDDD 03/22 22:24
156F：推 sacrificial:太酷了... 03/22 22:25
157F：推 kentsuni:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:26
158F：嘘 mayfirst:坏榜样此风不可长 03/22 22:34
159F：推 jack277898:超可怜的哈 03/22 22:36
160F：推 xpowerk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:41
161F：推 kks911:超好笑 03/22 22:45
162F：推 nanasandia:哈哈哈哈哈哈~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:48
163F：推 devilzero:XD 03/22 22:48
164F：推 fjgh1229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:48
165F：推 wenky32:哈哈哈哈哈超好笑 03/22 22:50
166F：推 hh440977:超有画面的!!!! 03/22 22:52
167F：推 zincs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:55
168F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:56
169F：→ Yie:XDDD 03/22 22:57
170F：推 wolf9631:超好笑耶XDDDD 03/22 22:58
171F：推 suyute:兄弟友情推 03/22 23:07
172F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:08
173F：推 e761031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:11
174F：推 SWATDuck:蠢到有剩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:16
175F：推 sunnycoke:意义是三小 我只看到丢掉的烟蒂!!!XDDD 03/22 23:18
176F：推 NluvI:笑到喷饭 03/22 23:18
177F：推 ed810107:哈哈哈哈哈哈 果然笨!!1XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:18
178F：推 jaff107:对不起 我西斯了 囧 看标题我以为是小混混与出柜的故事 03/22 23:19
179F：推 frank78525:干超好笑 03/22 23:21
180F：→ MetalRose:XD 03/22 23:26
181F：推 aoikimi:有画面XD 03/22 23:27
182F：推 maplebang:简洁有力又有画面 03/22 23:32
183F：推 sandy594403:不自觉地大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:33
184F：推 ayssve:哈 大笑啦! 03/22 23:39
185F：推 petwing:建议那位带头的 书念不好 大哥也做得不好 还是去当记者吧 03/22 23:46
186F：推 ix1034:太好笑了 03/22 23:59
187F：推 auchen:好衰的弟弟XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:01
188F：推 personify:老哥当流氓的债老弟帮忙还 XDXDXD 03/23 00:11
189F：推 mingkwan:年少轻狂XDDDDDDDD但是很好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:28
190F：→ gfsog:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:55
191F：推 yuichiro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:10
192F：推 irarref:不是叫小恶魔?? 03/23 01:15
193F：推 HSUFIT:哈哈，有笑有推! 03/23 01:27
194F：推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:45
195F：推 ooo51313:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:51
196F：推 Tabrith:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:51
197F：→ jimmyhero:XD 03/23 01:53
198F：推 valhallaband:这件事情告诉我们不能乱烙人 XDDDDDDDDD 03/23 02:24
199F：推 AquariusTACO:大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:00
200F：→ bambambam:hahahha 干 03/23 03:07
201F：推 ShadyDog:超级好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:28
202F：推 mon006:超赞的~~~~真的好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:43
203F：推 nipa6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:52
204F：→ sonicsky:是我错觉 还是这其实是很老的笑话? 03/23 04:17
205F：推 ee430:搞笑版的猛甲吗XDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 04:26
206F：→ Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDD 03/23 04:29
207F：推 album1129:到头来还是要被打 03/23 05:30
208F：推 windsinger:帅XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 05:47
209F：推 BGBear:连续两篇害我上班憋笑鳖的好苦啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 06:46
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