作者mayday7521 (給獸的愛在西元前)
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標題ㄏㄏ...冷死你們...|||
時間Sun Mar 31 12:16:16 2002
作者 afphile (pink lady)
標題 Re: 不標準的國語
時間 Sat Mar 30 21:08:50 2002
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講到不標準的國語
突然想到一個笑話：
小明的公司招待員工去旅遊
結果他很開心的回去告訴媽媽。
媽媽說：「你們公司這麼好啊～」
小明：「是啊！而且公司還要招待我們去住五星級的飯店喔。」
結果去了一星期，小明從國外回來了
卻滿身的蟲咬痕跡
媽媽很心急的問他：「不是住五星級的飯店嗎？怎麼會這樣？」
小明：「我們聽錯了啦～
公司是招待我們住『有省錢』（台語）的飯店～～」
哈哈～
我覺得很好笑ㄟ
（替我的小雞賺買藥費）
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