作者mayday7521 (给兽的爱在西元前)
看板NTUice
标题ㄏㄏ...冷死你们...|||
时间Sun Mar 31 12:16:16 2002
作者 afphile (pink lady)
标题 Re: 不标准的国语
时间 Sat Mar 30 21:08:50 2002
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讲到不标准的国语
突然想到一个笑话：
小明的公司招待员工去旅游
结果他很开心的回去告诉妈妈。
妈妈说：「你们公司这麽好啊～」
小明：「是啊！而且公司还要招待我们去住五星级的饭店喔。」
结果去了一星期，小明从国外回来了
却满身的虫咬痕迹
妈妈很心急的问他：「不是住五星级的饭店吗？怎麽会这样？」
小明：「我们听错了啦～
公司是招待我们住『有省钱』（台语）的饭店～～」
哈哈～
我觉得很好笑ㄟ
（替我的小鸡赚买药费）
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