※ [本文轉錄自 NTU-GIIB2002 看板] 作者: monghsien (水木清華婉兮清揚) 看板: NTU-GIIB2002 標題: 來自未來的人 時間: Mon Feb 23 21:21:20 2004 COOL NEWS 這新聞...真是太有趣.. http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html 摘要一下 美國紐約有位男子因被懷疑涉及股票內線交易被捕 他一開始的股本是800美元 在兩週之內連續投資了126支高風險的股票大成功 資產成長到3億5千萬 因而被控內線交易逮捕 該男子供稱他是來自西元2256年，受不了誘惑跑回21世紀來炒股票 同時願意以AIDS的治療方法跟賓拉登的行蹤作為釋放他的條件... 該男子拒絕談論他的時光機所在及運作方式.. 目前為止還找不到這男子存在於2002年10月以前的證據 --------- 126支股票連續成功 兩週內 800 USD ----> 350,000,000 USD 就算是內線交易也太神了.. 反而回到過去比較可以解釋@@ ---------- 太有趣了 'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256! Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28. "We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar," says an SEC insider. "But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck. "The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to give up his sources." The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall Street watchdogs. "If a company's stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret, Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance," says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing investigation. When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mind-boggling four-hour confession. Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune. "It was just too tempting to resist," Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. "I had planned to make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too perfect. But I just got caught in the moment." In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS. All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his "time craft." However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall into the wrong hands." Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002." Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments. --

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