※ [本文转录自 NTU-GIIB2002 看板] 作者: monghsien (水木清华婉兮清扬) 看板: NTU-GIIB2002 标题: 来自未来的人 时间: Mon Feb 23 21:21:20 2004 COOL NEWS 这新闻...真是太有趣.. http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html 摘要一下 美国纽约有位男子因被怀疑涉及股票内线交易被捕 他一开始的股本是800美元 在两周之内连续投资了126支高风险的股票大成功 资产成长到3亿5千万 因而被控内线交易逮捕 该男子供称他是来自西元2256年，受不了诱惑跑回21世纪来炒股票 同时愿意以AIDS的治疗方法跟宾拉登的行踪作为释放他的条件... 该男子拒绝谈论他的时光机所在及运作方式.. 目前为止还找不到这男子存在於2002年10月以前的证据 --------- 126支股票连续成功 两周内 800 USD ----> 350,000,000 USD 就算是内线交易也太神了.. 反而回到过去比较可以解释@@ ---------- 太有趣了 'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256! Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28. "We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar," says an SEC insider. "But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck. "The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to give up his sources." The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall Street watchdogs. "If a company's stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret, Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance," says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing investigation. When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mind-boggling four-hour confession. Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune. "It was just too tempting to resist," Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. "I had planned to make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too perfect. But I just got caught in the moment." In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS. All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his "time craft." However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall into the wrong hands." Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002." Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments. --

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