作者b98901056 (岳岳)
看板NTUEE113
標題[八卦] 今日中午時分....
時間Wed Nov 4 15:26:35 2009
系足準決賽
VS資工（老人隊！？？？）
賽果2:0
不幸落敗
應柏豪的要求
來告知各位鄉民
今日啦啦隊陣仗龐大
感謝之至ORZ
卻是出了好幾個JOKE
特此由我龍套守門員
發文布告
for(int i=0;i<0xffffffff;i++){
cout<<"真是對不起各位啦啦隊啊～～～，頂著大太陽來加油"
}
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以下賽後訪問Toshiba
me: hey,Toshiba what a long face
Toshiba:I don't score barely , I really screw it up this noon.
me: do not mind , talk it to me , tell me what happened
Toshiba:all right , I'll try
I took place in a match , ball seemde so round.
I knew I wouldn't need my hands this noon
we go to the field and we ran around
we throw all our bags .....to the ground
we begin as I kick out the ball
I start but feel something so very extra hard
I hear the cheers , and I see the goal
I look at the ground, it's all brown
This noon , Oooo I kick it in the OWN GOAL
I'm so sorry , Oooo from the bottom of my soul
Cause I kick it in the own goal
Try some own goal , it'll make you feel better
In my defense those goals are so similar together
Oh keeper keeper don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during... soccer style
It was so bright I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where i kick my ball
I want to make things better want to make it alright
If you want you can put on a spike on and give it back to me all noon
This noon , Oooo I kick it in the OWN GOAL
I'm so sorry, Oooo from the bottom of my soul...
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess that's why RULE made that goal not for goaling
Tell me how you feel, keeper please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that WORLD CUP GAME
Maybe take some goaling , your pain it will fix
From the way you will talk , you can compete in the TVBS TALK
If this was Colombia we would be in assassination
That's how fullback Iscoba took his goal when it was world cup
I've got a confession, and I think you won't mind
I kinda liked when you kick it in my behind
I don't know keeper , I'm no owngoaler
Can't we just try it once again ... (Alright!)
Every noon , Oooo I kick it in the OWN GOAL
It's so much fun, Oooo
And we don't need no organized attack
When we kick it in the OWN GOAL.
//改編自wrong hole 請上utube自找XD
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1F：推 Helicoid:還沒看完就猜Wrong Hole 是我糟糕了嗎... 11/04 16:44
2F：推 yuonger741:哇哈哈 WRONG HOLE的音樂在我腦中升起.. 今天謝謝大家! 11/04 17:02
3F：推 toshiba011:多謝你們今天的支持! 11/04 17:52
4F：→ toshiba011:馬的岳穎你給我記住! 11/04 17:52
5F：→ b98901056:熊熊想到的own goal根wrong hole發音還滿接近的 11/04 17:59
6F：→ toshiba011:我說po道歉文 你還補我那麼多槍= = 11/04 18:01
7F：推 moonlitebony:你們夠棒了，真的（： 11/04 18:05
8F：推 Poppert:有笑有推XD 11/04 18:07
9F：→ b98901056:那我自噓一下守不好好了~"~ 11/04 18:12
10F：推 KbearXD:系足很棒 然後這篇太好笑了XD 11/04 19:09
11F：→ yuonger741:禮拜五還有一場 Enery noon, Oooo I kick in the wrong 11/04 19:23
12F：→ yuonger741:goal... 有點恐怖 ㄎㄎ 11/04 19:24
※ 編輯: b98901056 來自: 140.112.242.53 (11/04 19:32)
13F：推 Fujiwjx:感謝大家的支持!!! 這篇道歉文酷斃了!!! 11/04 20:05
14F：推 acsa:有沒有要考慮拍成影片?XD 辛苦囉! 11/04 21:32
15F：推 ManInBlack:我竟然沒看到底就知道是wrong hole… 11/04 22:21
16F：推 lttlstrngth: 拍片拍片～～ 11/04 23:12
17F：推 sfish0101:系足超棒!!(這篇很好笑,果真有李岳穎的fu~)XD 11/04 23:54
18F：→ ken61502:這我有在浴室練噢 11/05 00:13
19F：→ b98901056:不久前發現.跟資工比賽都繪有own goal發生... 11/05 00:21
20F：→ b98901056:資工八強對手獸醫也有own goal....這是控人大啊.... 11/05 00:22