作者b98901056 (岳岳)
看板NTUEE113
标题[八卦] 今日中午时分....
时间Wed Nov 4 15:26:35 2009
系足准决赛
VS资工（老人队！？？？）
赛果2:0
不幸落败
应柏豪的要求
来告知各位乡民
今日啦啦队阵仗庞大
感谢之至ORZ
却是出了好几个JOKE
特此由我龙套守门员
发文布告
for(int i=0;i<0xffffffff;i++){
cout<<"真是对不起各位啦啦队啊～～～，顶着大太阳来加油"
}
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以下赛後访问Toshiba
me: hey,Toshiba what a long face
Toshiba:I don't score barely , I really screw it up this noon.
me: do not mind , talk it to me , tell me what happened
Toshiba:all right , I'll try
I took place in a match , ball seemde so round.
I knew I wouldn't need my hands this noon
we go to the field and we ran around
we throw all our bags .....to the ground
we begin as I kick out the ball
I start but feel something so very extra hard
I hear the cheers , and I see the goal
I look at the ground, it's all brown
This noon , Oooo I kick it in the OWN GOAL
I'm so sorry , Oooo from the bottom of my soul
Cause I kick it in the own goal
Try some own goal , it'll make you feel better
In my defense those goals are so similar together
Oh keeper keeper don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during... soccer style
It was so bright I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where i kick my ball
I want to make things better want to make it alright
If you want you can put on a spike on and give it back to me all noon
This noon , Oooo I kick it in the OWN GOAL
I'm so sorry, Oooo from the bottom of my soul...
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess that's why RULE made that goal not for goaling
Tell me how you feel, keeper please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that WORLD CUP GAME
Maybe take some goaling , your pain it will fix
From the way you will talk , you can compete in the TVBS TALK
If this was Colombia we would be in assassination
That's how fullback Iscoba took his goal when it was world cup
I've got a confession, and I think you won't mind
I kinda liked when you kick it in my behind
I don't know keeper , I'm no owngoaler
Can't we just try it once again ... (Alright!)
Every noon , Oooo I kick it in the OWN GOAL
It's so much fun, Oooo
And we don't need no organized attack
When we kick it in the OWN GOAL.
//改编自wrong hole 请上utube自找XD
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1F：推 Helicoid:还没看完就猜Wrong Hole 是我糟糕了吗... 11/04 16:44
2F：推 yuonger741:哇哈哈 WRONG HOLE的音乐在我脑中升起.. 今天谢谢大家! 11/04 17:02
3F：推 toshiba011:多谢你们今天的支持! 11/04 17:52
4F：→ toshiba011:马的岳颖你给我记住! 11/04 17:52
5F：→ b98901056:熊熊想到的own goal根wrong hole发音还满接近的 11/04 17:59
6F：→ toshiba011:我说po道歉文 你还补我那麽多枪= = 11/04 18:01
7F：推 moonlitebony:你们够棒了，真的（： 11/04 18:05
8F：推 Poppert:有笑有推XD 11/04 18:07
9F：→ b98901056:那我自嘘一下守不好好了~"~ 11/04 18:12
10F：推 KbearXD:系足很棒 然後这篇太好笑了XD 11/04 19:09
11F：→ yuonger741:礼拜五还有一场 Enery noon, Oooo I kick in the wrong 11/04 19:23
12F：→ yuonger741:goal... 有点恐怖 ㄎㄎ 11/04 19:24
※ 编辑: b98901056 来自: 140.112.242.53 (11/04 19:32)
13F：推 Fujiwjx:感谢大家的支持!!! 这篇道歉文酷毙了!!! 11/04 20:05
14F：推 acsa:有没有要考虑拍成影片?XD 辛苦罗! 11/04 21:32
15F：推 ManInBlack:我竟然没看到底就知道是wrong hole… 11/04 22:21
16F：推 lttlstrngth: 拍片拍片～～ 11/04 23:12
17F：推 sfish0101:系足超棒!!(这篇很好笑,果真有李岳颖的fu~)XD 11/04 23:54
18F：→ ken61502:这我有在浴室练噢 11/05 00:13
19F：→ b98901056:不久前发现.跟资工比赛都绘有own goal发生... 11/05 00:21
20F：→ b98901056:资工八强对手兽医也有own goal....这是控人大啊.... 11/05 00:22