作者oplz (Socratic Machine Gun)
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標題[NFL!] The onion on Tony Romo
時間Tue Dec 17 16:20:47 2013
An onion article from last year, but, geez... still SPOT ON!
http://tinyurl.com/avkl4wn
ESPN Sports Segment Reveals Science Behind Tony Romo's Shittiness
ESPN’s “Sport Science” attempted to investigate the natural phenomena
surrounding Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo’s shittiness and provide
conclusive explanations for why the Dallas veteran sucks so bad.
“We observed Romo missing 98 percent of our targets,” Brenkus said. “While
studying the footage, we were able to determine that his capacity to make
poor decisions in less than a second greatly influence why he’s so imprecise.
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“There’s not a quarterback in the NFL who can make a mistake as quickly as
Romo,” Brenkus added.
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1F：推 vip82:XDD 幹嘛這樣 12/17 16:56
2F：推 JamesSoong:如果真的miss 98% 那Cowboys現在應該0-14 12/17 17:48
3F：→ mrkey:無論幾趴, Romo & Stafford are among top of shittiness 12/17 23:48
4F：推 oberonz:在米國隊又讓ordinary shit升級成holy shit 12/18 02:29
5F：→ fluorine:Flacco表示: 12/18 02:34
6F：推 mrkey: Dun care. I have my 94 mil. 12/18 03:27
7F：推 krajicek:Romo好慘，ESPN網路民調，45％的票數認為DAL該把他釋出 12/18 10:02
8F：→ krajicek:或是交易。德州的投票率也是45％ 12/18 10:03
9F：推 Keyshawn:所以他的接球員很好 12/18 11:04
10F：推 McRoberts:Romo總能戰到最後 相信他能突破 季賽還沒結束 12/18 16:34
11F：推 mrkey:還有個問題小孩/中二 Dez Bryant 12/18 23:14
12F：推 Danielhsieh:TO跟Dez Bryant好像是同類型的人???? 12/19 10:41
13F：推 mrkey:我很好奇 Jerry Jones 這個人腦袋裡除了包裝 Cowboys 以外 12/19 11:57
14F：→ mrkey:他到底在想什麼. Lovable loser 做久了也是會失人心的 12/19 11:57
15F：推 redplum:但Dez的表現還沒到TO那種等級啊 12/19 13:08
16F：→ redplum:為什麼扮演球隊prima donna的都是接球員居多? 12/19 13:09
17F：推 mrkey:nothing offensive, 但黑人居多 12/19 13:37
18F：→ mrkey:但我再猜,可能是黑人對於football這項運動的認知 12/19 13:37
19F：→ mrkey:黑人不喜歡打棒球,冰球,也是認為football,籃球場上 12/19 13:38
20F：→ mrkey:當有好表現的時候,是值得去show off,swag一下 12/19 13:38
21F：→ mrkey:但是show off swag的反面,基本上就是prima donna... 12/19 13:39
22F：推 fluorine:我也同意樓上說的 12/20 01:33