作者oplz (Socratic Machine Gun)
看板NFL
标题[NFL!] The onion on Tony Romo
时间Tue Dec 17 16:20:47 2013
An onion article from last year, but, geez... still SPOT ON!
http://tinyurl.com/avkl4wn
ESPN Sports Segment Reveals Science Behind Tony Romo's Shittiness
ESPN’s “Sport Science” attempted to investigate the natural phenomena
surrounding Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo’s shittiness and provide
conclusive explanations for why the Dallas veteran sucks so bad.
“We observed Romo missing 98 percent of our targets,” Brenkus said. “While
studying the footage, we were able to determine that his capacity to make
poor decisions in less than a second greatly influence why he’s so imprecise.
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“There’s not a quarterback in the NFL who can make a mistake as quickly as
Romo,” Brenkus added.
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1F：推 vip82:XDD 干嘛这样 12/17 16:56
2F：推 JamesSoong:如果真的miss 98% 那Cowboys现在应该0-14 12/17 17:48
3F：→ mrkey:无论几趴, Romo & Stafford are among top of shittiness 12/17 23:48
4F：推 oberonz:在米国队又让ordinary shit升级成holy shit 12/18 02:29
5F：→ fluorine:Flacco表示: 12/18 02:34
6F：推 mrkey: Dun care. I have my 94 mil. 12/18 03:27
7F：推 krajicek:Romo好惨，ESPN网路民调，45％的票数认为DAL该把他释出 12/18 10:02
8F：→ krajicek:或是交易。德州的投票率也是45％ 12/18 10:03
9F：推 Keyshawn:所以他的接球员很好 12/18 11:04
10F：推 McRoberts:Romo总能战到最後 相信他能突破 季赛还没结束 12/18 16:34
11F：推 mrkey:还有个问题小孩/中二 Dez Bryant 12/18 23:14
12F：推 Danielhsieh:TO跟Dez Bryant好像是同类型的人???? 12/19 10:41
13F：推 mrkey:我很好奇 Jerry Jones 这个人脑袋里除了包装 Cowboys 以外 12/19 11:57
14F：→ mrkey:他到底在想什麽. Lovable loser 做久了也是会失人心的 12/19 11:57
15F：推 redplum:但Dez的表现还没到TO那种等级啊 12/19 13:08
16F：→ redplum:为什麽扮演球队prima donna的都是接球员居多? 12/19 13:09
17F：推 mrkey:nothing offensive, 但黑人居多 12/19 13:37
18F：→ mrkey:但我再猜,可能是黑人对於football这项运动的认知 12/19 13:37
19F：→ mrkey:黑人不喜欢打棒球,冰球,也是认为football,篮球场上 12/19 13:38
20F：→ mrkey:当有好表现的时候,是值得去show off,swag一下 12/19 13:38
21F：→ mrkey:但是show off swag的反面,基本上就是prima donna... 12/19 13:39
22F：推 fluorine:我也同意楼上说的 12/20 01:33