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標題[轉錄][轉錄][震怒] 學弟失戀了
時間Tue Oct 16 13:04:53 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: sheepxo ((羊臣又)) 看板: joke
標題: [轉錄][震怒] 學弟失戀了
時間: Mon Oct 15 14:16:05 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 HatePolitics 看板]
作者: qooggyy (庫歐歐雞雞歪歪) 看板: HatePolitics
標題: [震怒] 學弟失戀了
時間: Mon Oct 15 12:38:29 2007
昨天學弟打電話給我
在電話裡面哭的如喪考妣,一向給人堅強的學弟居然哭的這麼慘
急忙問他怎麼了, 學弟跟我說他被學妹打了一巴掌
說起我這學弟, 長相不起眼, 但是頭腦一流, 從小到大聽說都是考第一名
之前社團同伴到他家吃飯, 他老爸總是開心的指著牆上的獎狀跟我門炫燿
除了頭腦不錯之外, 他因為外表不起眼, 便苦練嘴砲功
因為把妹路上, 可說是一出馬就手到擒來, 沒想到這次卻踢到鐵板
話說他這次的目標是班上的學妹, 這學妹其實不算是正妹
但是頗有氣質, 或許個性內向, 所以一直沒有追求者
對於學弟的熱切追求, 自然是內心驚喜卻又帶點防衛心
俗話說追不到的最好, 學弟第一次出師失利, 自然全副精神都放在學妹身上
努力想突破曖昧, 成為正式男女朋友, 但是花費心思的下場就是成績一落千丈
甚至連最拿手的經濟學都被死當, 聽說還可能被二一
學妹對此也頗為憂心, 對於學弟總是好言相勸, 跟他說先以課業為重
但是學弟還是精蟲衝腦想先把到學妹再說
前幾天費近三吋不濫之舌終於約到學妹去看夜景
在浪漫的氣氛之下, 兩人之間越來越接近, 而此時學妹依然憂心學弟的課業
叫他要去求經濟學老師給他補考, 望著學妹誘人的雙唇,
學弟自然沒聽到學妹苦心勸告的話語, 只想牽起學妹滑嫩的手, 終於在一顆流星劃過
學妹驚喜呼叫的時候, 鼓起勇氣牽起學妹的手
沒想到學妹臉色大變, 甩開學弟的手, 甩了他一巴掌怒斥道:
幹你娘, 不好好拼經濟, 整天只想手牽手
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242F：推 alanje:D 10/16 00:09
243F：推 KarateWu:選舉行情(民)+政府面皮(官)===>股市漲 10/16 00:09
244F：噓 funnyjoe:版主怎不D 這篇一點都不愛呆完 10/16 00:12
245F：推 Leeng:幹 我居然在看懂得一瞬間爆出大笑了！！ 10/16 00:17
246F：推 taroshen:這就是暗黑JOKE 10/16 00:21
247F：推 balaall:XD 10/16 00:40
248F：推 ioz:靠...不小心笑了 10/16 00:53
249F：推 axyl:XD 10/16 00:54
250F：推 JustFUCK:XD 10/16 00:59
251F：推 morningmist:XDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd 10/16 01:00
※ kinple:轉錄至看板 HATEradio 10/16 01:06
252F：推 cat395:梗鋪得好長~但是我笑了啦!XDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDXD 10/16 01:09
253F：推 yung80111:XD 10/16 01:29
254F：推 clyrx7:E04 怎麼這麼強!!好讚阿!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/16 01:47
255F：推 dragoni:幹 ！ 這篇超棒 ！！ 有夠雞掰 ！！ 10/16 02:08
256F：推 chuegou:真是嘴踐的XDDDDD 10/16 02:42
257F：推 shagojoy:XDDDDDD 10/16 03:24
258F：推 CarlosMan:幹你娘, 不好好拼經濟, 整天只想手牽手 有笑有推~ 10/16 03:30
259F：推 xxxEVA:這真的是政治文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/16 03:46
260F：推 dspswen:XD 很長的梗呀 10/16 08:38
261F：推 songyyy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/16 08:56
※ firefriend:轉錄至看板 FJU-Stat95A 10/16 09:47
262F：推 miaooooooooo:XDDDD 10/16 11:09
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